noah

idk I need a drink

[noah @noahcallis]

https://t.co/fd5EEId9be

[noah @noahcallis]

When all of your Christmas shopping gets delivered on the same day and all of it gets stolen 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

if my sleeping schedule was a person

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

In honor of #NationalBeerDay, we're giving away a @BreckBrew pint glass! 🍻

RT for your chance to win!

[noah @noahcallis]

Ya know in 4 months I went from 267 to 202 it’s crazy how much weight you lose when you can’t afford to eat and only eat a half sized meal once a week

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Two large beers are more effective painkillers than Tylenol

[noah @noahcallis]

Pro life people saying adoption is always an option then be like

[Carlos @txiokatu]

This is so well done holy shit

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Sounds good!” I type, my body trembling with rage. My eyes welling with tears. I begin plotting my revenge

[noah @noahcallis]

Mojito Monday won this round

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The average rent in the US hit a new record high of $1,827 last month. On the federal minimum wage of $7.25 people take home $1256 a month. People aren't exaggerating when they say it's becoming unlivable here.

[noah @noahcallis]

🧢

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Drinking coffee may lower your risk of depression

[noah @noahcallis]

Did I really go to the bar if I don’t get yelled at for fast passing tswift on repeat