Noah

[rune sword @runesword1]

blood soaked owl always in peripheral vision. gets slightly closer every year on my birthday. good omen?

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Just died. Now I have to spectate a Romanian man named Bogdan for the rest of his life. He was the only person in the entire world who was on my team, not my “friends”, not my “family”… Bogdan. [watching him light his 19th cigarette of the day] yeah he’s clutching this

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

I’m vaccinated and my testosterone is so fucking low. I’ve got all these phthalates in my blood and I’m fucking liberal. What’s the fucking point anymore.

[KG ❄️🏆 @ShoutoutKG]

@ReloadedJu Jags Titans TNF wearing Color Rush

[Oleksandra Povoroznyk 🇺🇦 @rynkrynk]

If Elon Musk really didn’t want his gesture to be interpreted as a nazi salute he could’ve just hopped online and said ‘hey you guys, I think nazis are deplorable and I was miming tossing my heart out to the audience’. Instead he’s posting about the dangers of multiculturalism.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Goo goo dolls iris playing as I stare longingly and lovingly at the camel Turkish royals behind the cash register before reluctantly buying cool mint 6mg zyns

Indian guy that owns the place: buddy. Hey buddy. Card say declined.

[Lilly @lillybilly299]

When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"

[matt @mattybtweets69]

(Through tears) go on. Get outta here ya stupid president. Can’t you see nobody wants you around here?

[• rachel • @rachelwilbury]

guy who doesn't want trump to win because he wants to preserve grover cleveland's legacy as the only president to serve non-consecutive terms

[null @nullpointered]

I think about this tweet a lot

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

*seeing an alley cat* i fucking hate this guy’s morals

[Noah @noahdiebel]

in a similar vein, i j saw doug demuro whip a u-turn in a red s2000 while walking thru balboa park. only thing missing was a padres hat. i feel like a real local

[Noah @noahdiebel]

one time i saw mick cronin at quatmans. that was my most cincinnatian moment

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

this is something a dark souls npc whos gone hollow would say when you find them in a cave

[Noah @noahdiebel]

@lolennui @SirStephen22

[Noah @noahdiebel]

@lolennui @SirStephen22

[blue oyster clit @mcdonaldskhole]

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

[Followers For Algernon @bonerhitler]

People try to tell me how the grateful dead is a good band and then I hear a song called “Mississippi mud shark” or some bullshit like that and I just get insanely pissed off. It’s like, 25 minutes long and sucks. I fucking despise them.