huffdoggy flydaddy

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

will you give me a dollar if I go kick a goose

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

if you had a class about peeling skin off would you call it Hannibal lecture

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

when you hit 40 it's like if depression had its own puberty

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

They should make a TV show about a racist duck that says "black" instead of quack

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

can you get high by filling a bath tub with weed and making a giant pot of weed tea with yourself in it?

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

don't you you feel bad for Chinese people around the election season?

think about the word election....

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

it sounded like a guy trying to suck an alien out of a package

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

I can't just have cows following me around trying to have sex with me

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

thats why you cant sew cow butthole to a belt

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

*watching home alone*
Marve was smoking pot while it was still a bucket

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

i just stuck my toungue out at those black people.... i dont know why

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

speaking of terrifying, can we have a bathroom break?

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

man! i wish my bulge was as pretty as yours

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

gale wanted to name the cat pettles,

then betty named it nipples

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

my lung hole . . .

i mean my mouth

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

i only assumed that because i look like your average soup kitchen patron

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

i cannot do math unless it involves bananas, okay?

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

old people are generally precious

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

if i won $1000 at walgreens i would buy $1000 worth of eye liner

[huffdoggy flydaddy @noahdont]

i just got this image of josh as a bird covered honey trying to jump around