noah elliott

[pickuphoop @pickuphoop]

The strongest person you know is a Sacramento Kings fan

[Dow @mark_dow]

Timeline:

2014: Trump says Obama will invade Iran because he's not a good enough negotiator to get a deal with them

2015: Obama, with the backing of the EU, China, Russia and others, gets a deal with them

2018: Trump cancels deal bc it was Obama's and says he can negotiate a better one.

2018-2020: Trump can't negotiate one. Arms control experts and Trump officials start to grumble that scrapping Obama's deal was probably a bad idea.

2025: Trump still can't negotiate a new deal

2025: Israel launches an attack on Iran. Drags Trump in. Trump claims Iran's nuclear capacity was wiped out

2025-2026: Trump still can't negotiate a deal

2026: Trump launches a regime change war on Iran, at Israel's goading

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

Technically, Brock Purdy has won every playoff game except for the 2 where:

• He was injured on the first drive and couldn't throw
• He left the field with an overtime lead in the Super Bowl and never saw the ball again

[Underdog @Underdog]

Career playoff passing TDs:

Jauan Jennings - 2
Justin Herbert - 2

[moose #protanking @roadto80pct]

he's only been publicly begging for it since like 2017 lol

[noah elliott @noahelliott_]

@HoHighlights The Kings

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

Democrats are so evil that they planted this other fake Trump signature 30 years ago just to have it ready to pull this dastardly hoax on him

[noah elliott @noahelliott_]

@Alpharad can I get a copy of 3d all stars plz

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

protesting is cool

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

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[shannon⁵⁵ 🎲🍒 @shannondorf_]

no i was born in the right generation i love watching one of tuco salamanca’s cousins play black ops on tiktok live

[Nico @elitetakes_]

Now we’re getting into the important stuff

[John Chapman @JL_Chapman]

Brock Purdy playing with Brandon Aiyuk and Ronnie bell

[#SurvivingJohnLynch🇭🇹🇮🇷🇲🇦🇸🇦🇹🇷 @SadNinersFan]

i want yall to talk about CJ Stroud how yall did Purdy

[HiNote. 🛸 @HiNoteee]

A player that “can’t shoot” doesn’t have the amount of hot shooting nights that LeBron has. Example: Russell Westbrook has 24 games where he made more than 4 threes. Bron has 68. For more context: Carmelo = 50. KD = 52. JJ Redick = 71.

Bron isn’t 8th in 3-pointers by accident.

[Adam Scherer @ShipMyMoneyDFS]

Shohei Ohtani is having the 11th best offensive season of Barry Bonds career

(It does not get talked about enough how much better Bonds was at baseball than anyone else on the planet)

[Alex 👋🇲🇽🇺🇸🇪🇨🇭🇷🇧🇪🇵🇾 @Dubs408]

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