nasty noah

most likely making a bad decision

[Jared Marsh @Real_JaredMarsh]

@JDVance Every fucking time!

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

So far this year, the United States has given:

- $24,400,000,000 to Ukraine.
- $11,300,000,000 to Israel.
- $1,950,000,000 to Ethiopia.
- $1,600,000,000 to Jordan.
- $1,400,000,000 to Egypt.
- $1,100,000,000 to Afghanistan.
- $1,100,000,000 to Somalia.
- $1,000,000,000 to Yemen.
- $987,000,000 to Congo.
- $896,000,000 to Syria.
- $9,000 per illegal immigrant that has entered the U.S.

And Americans who have lost everything to Hurricane Helene will be getting $750, courtesy of FEMA.

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

@Cori_Long_ Literally had this conversation 2 days ago

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

Hey Google how do you evade taxes and get away with it

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

All I’m saying is that there is no way Hellen Keller was real

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

@Cori_Long_ Those be dog names

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

Anyone that I’ve told to be an electrician-

I take it back. Don’t do it. Not worth it 🤣

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

Bottles and bibles

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

This is just a reminder that if you are a cyclist, fuck you

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

THE. COUNTDOWN. BEGINS. ⏳

ONLY 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ DAYS UNTIL THE 2022 FIFA WORLD CUP KICKS OFF! 🌎🏆

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

The funniest thing about being friends with old people at work is seeing their wives abuse hashtags

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

Almost every day I think to myself about how I’m having a stomach ache, then I remember I usually eat one meal a day and let nicotine cover the other bases 🤣

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

@elonmusk Pepper jack elon, come on now

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

Bitch I listen to cypress hill at 5:30 in the morning every day, don’t test me

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

@quinnsanders312 Bro shit made me sick to my stomach

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

It’s a bad day to be a beer

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If I was a millionaire I’d live out my wildest dreams, like buying raspberries when they’re not on sale

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[nasty noah @noahfeusier]

I live in a viscous cycle of work overload, then burnout, repeat

Someone take my ass on a real vacation 🤣