NOAH more than a FRIEND

Do you know a friend? 🤪

[NOAH more than a FRIEND @noahfriendzone]

When I was in high school we had to do this project where we had to go somewhere and take pictures with a stuffed animal and then talk about it in Spanish, but I was too lazy to go somewhere so I photoshopped myself in New York and somehow no one noticed

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Very important reporting on *checks notes* how the sun works?

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Days are about to get way shorter in September: How much daylight we’re losing

https://t.co/MXQfMazRVc

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yes i have off from the job today but i have therapy, so I don’t have work but I do have ~the~ work

[NOAH more than a FRIEND @noahfriendzone]

why do so many people have Ed Sheeran’s album cover painted on their forehead am I missing something?

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nothing i love more than rsvping maybe to a partiful invite fr

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yet another day wondering how I’m single with rizz like this

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love to plan out a romantic Valentine’s Day dinner on SignUpGenius

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my love life:

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okay 2023
IN: wearing button down shirts backwards
OUT: not kissing your homies goodnight

[NOAH more than a FRIEND @noahfriendzone]

saw the new Avatar in 3D and midway through the trailers they were like okay here’s some wild new 3D trailers and we all were expecting something 3D crazy, but the very first one was Chris Pratt Mario and when it appeared on screen it got the biggest laugh I’ve heard in some time

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“santa isn’t real” well then how do you explain chimneys?

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@petesbydre you mean Buford? put some respect on his name 😤

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okay honest question which Phineas and Ferb characters would’ve been at the Capitol on January 6th?

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wild that everyone named Lionel has a last name that’s an adjective with an ‘ie’ sound at the end… Lionel Messi, Lionel Richie, third example… crazy to think about…

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absolutely insane that we call her Virgin Mary. how is that her legacy? could you imagine if for the rest of history people called me Virgin Noah? bruhh

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@petesbydre the hellys if you will

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“Hanging Out” is ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED

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The Macy’s Thanksgiving Dad Parade

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@saifeesamina my brain is broken okay

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new lyrics for Karma by Taylor Swift