Turd Ferguson

he/him

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

I know in water a shark would obliterate my ass but I would like to see one of those water addicted fucks try to catch me on dry land.

[janine @bloodxrxge]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

Do you think crips spell cunt cuh’nt?

[quartz @quartzmorrigan]

never got why y’all do this bc i’ve literally only used bookmarks for shit like this

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

I just got my23andMe test results back, turns out I am,
10% Luck
20% Skill
15% Concentrated Power of Will
5% Pleasure
50% Pain
And 100% Reason to Remember the Name.

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

POV it’s 1305 and you’re an English peasant watching them hang, draw and quarter the Scottish outlaw William Wallace.

[WEBM Poster @webmposter]

They're doing this to me tomorrow.

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

@Gurusalem22 @espnmma Fair enough

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

@Morbidful And y’all were laughing at Gilbert Grape

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

@CBankyM The ex in question.

[Real Quarterbacking™ Enjoyer @Ferd_Turgeson]

LMAOOO whattttt

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

The way that dude screams Feyd Rautha has got me HARD.

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

Sometimes you just need to get slapped around by some knockers

[coffee @eventualforever]

this is a great performance if only because this is the exact cadence Mr Beast talks in

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

I love taking a shower so hot it peals your skin off.

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

Where can I find some Bene Gesserit JOI? #Dune

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

JFK voice.

“Ask not what the Intercontinental Championship can do for Jey Uso - but what Jey Uso can do for the Intercontinental Championship”

#JeyUso #EliminationChamber #RAW

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

Fuck Dwayne Johnson. Where is Tonya Harding when you need her?

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

@DiscussingFilm Annoying fan-casters won today.

[Turd Ferguson @noahgoins97]

@WrestleOps Watch Roman loose the belt and then enter the Royal Rumble and win ☠️