Noah Hamrin

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently” - Calvin and Hobbes

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cream cheese in sushi deserves the death penalty

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@will_desmond2 hell yeah, let’s ride

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i like it when the locals call me jefe and i hablo in un poco español

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get jason kelce and kevin hart out of agusta rn

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just hung up a new bird feeder. so many cool birds that i didn’t know existed here. squirrels are little fucks tho.

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clusterfuck is a fantastic word and perfectly conveys the meaning of a clusterfuck

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popcorn smells so much better than it tastes

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first time in the Vegas airport. This place is a hellhole and has the closest things to zombies i’ve ever encountered

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@packerwirewave 💦

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jameis winston legitimately the most entertaining football player ever

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never thought i’d say this, but i’ll finally admit Windows is better than macOS

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it should be daylight savings time year round, leaving work when it’s already dark is mega ass

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@packerwirewave SO BACK

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“Cheers,” is the greatest email sign off no doubt

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@will_desmond2 bro’s never tried coffee in a bowl smh

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i wouldn’t say i’m a freak in the sheets, i’d say i’m sufficient in the sheets (excel)

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big fan of whenever you’re driving on the highway and there’s another car going the exact same speed as you and you just cruise with them for the majority of the trip

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just said “let’s go, that’s hype” to my boss. might have to fire myself.

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gonna start referring to last year as yesteryear. gotta bring that one back

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dealing with car salesmen might be worse that dragging my balls through broken glass covered in hot sauce