Noah

Egg McMuffin

[Noah @noahhh_a]

My math grade just went from e^x to -e^x

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

“Preserves” get off your high horse it’s just fucking jelly

[Noah @noahhh_a]

Technically the next day but goodnight @NoahKahan is day 10 and I’d love if you came to Sacramento

[Noah @noahhh_a]

@NoahKahan please come to Sacramento, CA. Anyways love you happy day 9

[Noah @noahhh_a]

Okay now I actually missed a day but day 8 @NoahKahan please some to Sacramento CA.

[Noah @noahhh_a]

Apparently I didn’t miss a day I’m just dumb it’s actually day 7 of tweeting @NoahKahan asking for Sacramento as a tour stop. Please perform at golden one center 💜

[Noah @noahhh_a]

@NoahKahan we’re gonna pretend I didn’t skip a day, I’m a busy drag queen. it’s day 5 of me asking for a Sacramento, CA tour stop

[Noah @noahhh_a]

@NoahKahan it’s day 5 of me tweeting you and I still don’t see Sacramento, CA on the tour :( what’s up with that?

[Noah @noahhh_a]

Day 4 of tweeting @NoahKahan until Sacramento, CA gets added as a tour stop. I came back to twitter after 2 years for this

[Noah @noahhh_a]

Good morning it’s day 3 of me asking @NoahKahan to add Sacramento, CA to the tour, it’s the first thing I though about today.

[Noah @noahhh_a]

Day 2 of tweeting @NoahKahan until he adds Sacramento as a tour stop. Also I’m gonna tweet at a different time every day which is how you know I think about this daily I don’t just have an alarm set

[Noah @noahhh_a]

Day 1 of tweeting at @NoahKahan until he adds Sacramento, CA as a tour stop. I know it won’t work but I wanna see this man in concert so bad and everywhere is sold out. (If you have my notifications on you might wanna turn them off 😊)

[Noah @noahhh_a]

To the cute french guy in the black leather jacket that came into TopGolf Roseville tonight: if you ever see this please hit me up I wanted your number but I wasn’t bold enough
(Also Twitter please do your thing and find me this man)

[Noah @noahhh_a]

Happy birthday to me and @rihanna 😘

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Mask up, folks.

[Noah @noahhh_a]

@astroboi71 @TheElliotPage

[Noah @noahhh_a]

@joker_102877 @TheElliotPage 1 John 4:20

If anyone says, "I love God," and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen.

[Noah @noahhh_a]

@joker_102877 @TheElliotPage You should be embarrassed as a christian that you are spreading hate like this. To assume that he identifies as male to gain privilege is ignorant and quite simply put, idiotic. Please sit down and be quiet. Your ignorance is showing, and one day, that could come back to bite you

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

Miley SAID it’s a party in the USA 💙

[KimRL @iamKimRL]

Looks like RBG successfully argued her first case before God

[Noah @noahhh_a]

What’s life like outside the US right now? Like in other countries does everyone hate each other this much? Also do people refuse to wear masks yet still choose to go out in public, actively contributing to the spread of COVID? Let me know, I’m curious :)