Noah Juliano

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[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

The Matrix is a trans allegory directed by two trans sisters
Trump advisors may weaponize trans folk 4 re-election⚠️ https://t.co/n95TE98iLm

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

@PortlandPolice ruh roh shaggy, expect to get checked when u deploy sketch ass unmarked officers in unmarked vehicles on the innocent🤷🏽‍♂️

[E N E J I 🇳🇬 @mreneji]

In this life, I’m come to the realization that the poor are actually the happier class...

[Scott Duncan @ScottDuncanWX]

Extremely hot again on the fringe of the Arctic Ocean.

An astonishing + 34 °C has just been recorded at a latitude of 73 °N today in Russia. This is about + 20-25 °C warmer than normal.

Note how much open water there is compared to normal. Sea ice is taking a hit.

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

And I oop! In 1776 the musket could be manually reloaded 1-3 times per minute& it’s accuracy and range then? Abysmal

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

@tayyybayybay mwaha I figured, at first I was like what the fuckkk but then realized taybaybayindaclubhollaatchagirl would never come 4 me🧡

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

Ariana should do a remix “God is a Black Woman” featuring all of the melanated goddesses of 2020 👀 @ArianaGrande

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

Text SIGN XITZCS to 50409 to send a letter to your Senators asking to support the End Qualified Immunity Act

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

📷 Good times. Art by @3dnewyorker.  https://t.co/u0jSl1G13o

I got my phone pickpocketed at this festival but hey at least I got posted 📸🌟

[dez @DeziSims]

Be there for your friends and tell them you love em. Life is short.

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

I’m really faded and tripping out right that I’m in North Carolina and it’s June and for everyone in California it’s still May. Time is a fucking social construct.

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

Airport bartender: hold on, are you even old enough to sit at my bar? *pours an 805 that’s 80% foam & dumps it*
Me: I’ve been bartending for four years now *shows ID* May I have a Jameson ginger double? Thanks
Lady next to me: Oouu yas you showed him and ordered a big boy drink!

[cody. @cody_coltrane]

The Official MAD! Video Is Out Now 🔥🔥

Download/Stream MAD! : https://t.co/unZJjZFUNi

Peep!

👀: https://t.co/6liPFrnXKL

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

“She was all over Bryce last night. But hey Bryce is so friggin cute he could be on Disney channel”

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

If you’re feeling bad about yourself today, just know that I drove home from work on my 30 to take a bong rip so ..

[Noah Juliano @noahjuliano]

I don’t know many grown ass men that could werq a cheetah print speedo and kimono in front of 80,000 strangers in a very predominantly straight foreign country.. But low and behold, I was a fucking spectacle. I think they were laughing at me more than they were impressed, though.