Noah McDermott

nocs & rocks

[Dodgers Tailgate @DodgersTailgate]

Tom Verducci and Bob Costas discuss what Verducci calls "the greatest catch in World Series history."

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

@yo_hansen17 no we don’t

[At The Buzzer @AtTheBuzzer1]

Yankees: “we got Shohei Ohtani out let’s put Mookie Betts on base so we don’t have to deal with him”

Freddie Freeman:

[Dan Nouement @nomanautomata]

They need to create a job that's 4 hours of programming in the morning and 4 hours of mindlessly loading boxes onto a truck in the afternoon.

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

@drew_delacruz21 never have I seen anything so accurate on so many levels lol

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

these have to be a top 3 most annoying adult purchase. just dropped $50 on toothbrush heads 🤧

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

CLAIMED ✅

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

Opening SharePoint 99% of the time:
ur good fam no password needed

Opening SharePoint on the plane:
just texted you a code, two-step
for safety 🫣🤪

[😵‍💫 Lewis @LankyLewis]

They should make golf simulators but for skipping rocks

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

Does this mean @saintmaryshoops got 2nd place bc they put up the best fight against UConn?

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

10 years ago today, Deandre Jordan did this to Brandon Knight...

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

@HotBoyStuBoy @cameronsalerno1 That’s only $50 a year if you amortize over the span of their playoff drought

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

Nothing hurts my ego quite like losing a game of Connect 4

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

5-reaction message in the group chat > 100-like tweet

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

@yo_hansen17 Only until he gets good and the Rockies trade him for a 12-pack of coors light

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

@pitchfork Put this in the pitchfork review haLLLLL of fame

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

@tclarkmedia Can you drop a thread on how to manage all social accounts across 3-4 brands, plus manage all emails +?influencer and athlete relationships? There’s only so much “wizard/ninja” one guy can have 😭

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

The fact that Josh Johnson is in the league and Colin Kaepernick isn’t baffles me

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

Using the company card to get some Auntie Anne’s on my way out of the airport. Just a little treat.

[Noah McDermott @noahmcdermott2]

No cavities, freshly shaved neck beard, can’t lose.