Noah Morgan

North Allegheny '19

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

This is my first election cycle being able to vote and I’m proud to announce that I will be writing in @VerminSupreme I want my free pony! I’m also excited for the mandatory tooth brushing laws.

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

Been on this app 10 years now apparently. Celebrating with a Trump presidency! Here’s hoping he delivers on the no tax on tips/overtime policy, my wallet would love that

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

If you care at all about the opioid crisis and want to do work to prevent it from worsening, use your vote for a candidate that supports a protected southern border this election. Fentanyl primarily enters the US via smuggling over the Mexican border. Stop illegal immigration now

[Gary Morgan @garymo2007]

Check out what my kid got me for my birthday! #LetsGoBucs

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

@garymo2007 @PittHoopsMBB Epic time man! Blowout!

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

The historic denial of RFK Jr’s secret service detail has solidified my vote this coming year. The first man in history to be denied secret service protection when running for office as a major candidate. Ideas that the current administration views as dangerous can only be good.

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

Seriously what do people have left to hold onto for why they voted Biden this time? Border wall? Nope, he approved it. Racism? Nope, the clips of him in the 80’s are horrifying. He’s “nicer” Nope, “lying dogfaced pony soldier” “hush up boy (directed at black reporter)”... Explain

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

So is lil tay dead or not? Like has anyone physically seen her alive because this whole situation is fishy.

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

Jake Paul hugged Tommy Fury for 8 rounds and people are still going to be tricked into believing that he is anything more than a stunt man

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

It’s funny how moms will spend a whole day with the same cup of coffee microwaving for a minute at a time every hour letting it beep at an interval all day.

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

Update: haven’t weighed as little as I do in over 3 years and broke through a new 10 pound barrier this morning. Happy to be establishing new healthy habits for a purposeful reason instead of my usual “summer body” or “New Years resolution” bouts. Good to be proud of where I’m at

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

Proud to report that I am only 1.8 pounds away from my goal of being the same weight as I was January 14, 2018, which I intended to reach by January 14 of this upcoming year. Taking advantage of my last few years with a young man’s metabolism

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

To watch my dad go from the “we’re never getting a cat” dad to this has been very sweet. He was in love with these two critters from the moment they first “slow blinked” at him, even earlier. Even if you think cats aren’t your thing, trust me, they grow on you!

[Gary Morgan @garymo2007]

If you are getting a pet for Christmas, I really hope you’ll at least consider a rescue animal. I look at mine everyday and think how much I’d have missed if we didn’t have these two goofballs. To think they might not have lived, man it hits me hard.

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

A cop in the process of arresting worlds strongest man Eddie hall: “Do you have anything in your pockets that could hurt me or you right now”
Eddie: “yes”
Cop: “what?”
Eddie: “my knob”
Legend.

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

Perfect live action candidate

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

Hear me out…

[Bari Weiss @bariweiss]

THREAD: THE TWITTER FILES PART TWO.

TWITTER’S SECRET BLACKLISTS.

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

I’ll be honest, I don’t think griner is worth an arms dealer without adding the us marine that was left behind in Russian prison to the deal. Somehow they thought those trades are equal.

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

Proud to report that I am only 1.8 pounds away from my goal of being the same weight as I was January 14, 2018, which I intended to reach by January 14 of this upcoming year. Taking advantage of my last few years with a young man’s metabolism

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

Wild that some of you are going to deny that Biden admin colluded with social media to suppress the truth. Musk dropped the files, the Fauci deposition is released in full. It’s all out there now, and nothing is being done. Open up your eyes

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

It was never a conspiracy theory. Enjoy a platform where one side doesn’t get censored nonstop. I would consider the Biden administration telling Twitter to kill off stories during the election cycle “election interference.” If you wouldn’t, you have no eyes or ears.

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

For reference in March of 2021 I was globally top 500,000.

[Noah Morgan @noahmorgan37]

Little update. Reached an elo of 2003 tonight. Global ranking of about 20,000. It’s taken a lot longer than I thought it would but whether or not I become a grandmaster doesn’t matter anymore. Now I just want to be in the global top 1,000. You’ll know when I do.