Noah Campbell

Tolkien nerd. Dark beer enthusiast. Geographer. Enjoys going to the tops of mountains. Spends way too much time looking at baseball stats and analytics. he/him

[Noah Campbell @noahnotevan]

This is my favorite message I have ever gotten ever

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It’s that time of the year again!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://t.co/6jUdL5tVLU

[Noah Campbell @noahnotevan]

My biggest green flag is that my cat trusts me enough to boop my nose with her nose

[peter @andpasturesnew]

selling some cool, more rare books. thread:

[Noah Campbell @noahnotevan]

@megrowler Our problem as baseball nerds is that everything in baseball has a discrete outcome (which is why baseball stats are so beautiful) but it also means that people can think imprecise metrics are perfect because it is a result of those outcomes

[Noah Campbell @noahnotevan]

I am never half as patriotic as I am when I am watching the US Women’s soccer team play

[Noah Campbell @noahnotevan]

@Avalanche Blanca!

[Noah Campbell @noahnotevan]

@lindseyadler He will be a chad innings eating reliever who pitches EVERY SINGLR low leverage relief inning! A true luminary

[Noah Campbell @noahnotevan]

@HVRenegades Shoutout to @IHameI who was definitely also there

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@HVRenegades Being shown on the big screen with my friends at my (seventh?) birthday party :’)

[Hudson Valley Renegades @HVRenegades]

Giveaway!🚨⚾️

We’re giving away this Throwback Renegades Shirt and pair of socks to a lucky fan!

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And comment your favorite Renegades Memory to enter!

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Responding with a picture of a “road” in the San Juan National Forest that I drove with my 2006 Outback, purely to embarrass the Cybertruck dorks

[Kyle Field @mrkylefield]

Rafael putting his @cybertruck to work on Kane Creek Road.

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@HVRenegades Clayton Beeter because he has a great old-timey baseball player name

[Hudson Valley Renegades @HVRenegades]

Giveaway!🚨🍩

We’re giving away this Cider Donuts
Shirt to a lucky fan!

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And comment your favorite Yankees prospect to enter!

[Noah Campbell @noahnotevan]

With horror, I realize there is one sip of PBR left in the can I drank last night.

Drawing in a deep breath to prepare myself, I drink the room temperature beer. “No woundeds” I gasp to myself as my aging body crumbles to dust

[Noah Campbell @noahnotevan]

@IHameI So #blessed he no longer has red socks

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If Mookie can have the same offensive season as last year and play average shortstop defensive, he is a 10-WAR player easily. If he can become a shortstop in his age-31 season, he had better win MVP this time around

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

Mookie Betts will be the Dodgers' "permanent" shortstop going forward, manager Dave Roberts says.

[Noah Campbell @noahnotevan]

@lindseyadler I hope this is not a weird thing to say, but sincerely and from the bottom of my heart, I really appreciate the thoughtful and often unusual tangents that you use to connect baseball to the larger cultural/historic landscape

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

If you're not putting oat milk in your oatmeal then you're not oatmaxing and I don't have time for unserious people