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But if I leave, the fans still gon love me man?

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Libertarians have the coolest names I swear

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Why is it always so awkward to make eye contact with the people you bowl with right after you bowl

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Yo did we all to the same wiggles concert at the palace as a kid?

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If I have nothing left in this world I will still have my silky smooth jumper

[noah parillo @noahparillo]

Set up that presidential long drive contest RIGHT NOW

[noah parillo @noahparillo]

I just wanna sit on my porch and drink beer

[noah parillo @noahparillo]

@jj_redick you gotta rebuild the pistons bruh

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@DroletOwen Just good enough to fill up Fenway park every weekend but not good enough to beat Yankees Phillies or dodgers payroll

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Gonna be hard to recruit this fall with my hard stance on no NIL for college athletes

[noah parillo @noahparillo]

I swear to god I blocked team Snapchat

[noah parillo @noahparillo]

Guys will start a fire and say “hell yea”

[noah parillo @noahparillo]

Was always a childhood dream of mine to get onto cash cab

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@detriot_gosling The difference is Buicks have always been cool and kias weren’t cool but now are sweet

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Pizza delivery guys in the 90’s had elite navigational skills

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I ain’t ever listened to a podcast ad

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I probably have a top 1% reading level if you take into consideration every human to ever exist

[noah parillo @noahparillo]

My college town chipolte has no aura, at least give me some elevator music to listen to

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Can’t wait for jokic to be in like year 14 where he’s 10x slower but still putting the same stats up he does now

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@PatMcAfeeShow @REALPACMAN24 @CBSBrenton I miss you I will see you soon❤️
Venmo - @noah-parillo

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@CBSBrenton BRENTON KELLEY HOW ARE YOU?!?!