Noah Recker

UT Exercise Science 20'
Trine Doctor of Physical Therapy 23'
Fitness Enthusiast

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@BrittanyKohls Can't say I didnt warn you

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If you don't love me at my worst then I am screwed because my best isn't much better

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"What are you going to do if you don't get into grad school? Do you even have a plan?"
Me:

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My main source of cardiovascular exercise is walking around the parking garage for 10 minutes a day because I can never remember where I parked.

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Some lady that I do not know, posted a picture of me on her snap story while I was working. Long story short it worked its way back to me. This is now the second time I've caught an older lady objectifying me at work. Kinda proud of that tbh.

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I can tell I am maturing because I used to worry about things like my height or how my nipples are significantly darker than everyone else's, but now I worry about things like my length of credit and whether or not I actually want to live.

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Hot days like this remind me of the time I tried to help my dog cool off by putting ice cubes in his water bowl but he took the time to take each individual ice cube out before he started drinking. That was the day I decided I'd never go above and beyond for anyone.

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If you want an idea of how big the Grand Canyon is just know that I, on 3 separate occasions, saw what I thought was a drone flying through the canyon and it turned out to be a helicopter.

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When you're facing a pitcher that's throwing absolute gas.

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Me pretending to know anything about beer when ordering off a craft beer menu

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@iRecker Find a girl with low standards. Got it.
https://t.co/5xmFg3wQOt

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You know it's Spring when the Lime Scooters start to bloom.

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I bought a $15 gadget from amazon because it had incredible reviews. This was in the box when it arrived and now I understand...

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Imagine being the guy at the water cooler who thinks PFT's name is Eric.

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Hey @nflcommish how come u band my dead brother but u still havent suspended OJ Simpson? Anyhoo see u in Indy

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@morgannn_maaggg That's awfully hypocritical coming from the man who's alarm I heard at 6:30 this morning and didn't come out of his room until 7:30

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*Toilet malfunctions in public restroom*

Plumbers/Custodians:

⚪Fix toilet in a timely manner.

🔘Put a trash bag over it with duct tape then don't touch it for 6 months.

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I like to think I'm tough but then I get a minor cold and I am completely incapacitated for 2 weeks.

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I was out of deodorant today and used my moms before I went to the gym.

Cons: Women's antiperspirant is less effective than men's.

Pros: I hit a new PR today and smelt absolutely delightful while doing it.

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Sorry mom...

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@SmithBraden15 So you're telling me this man's stunning good looks aren't enough? Kids these days...