noahs.arkk

so i built a boat

#jhp9 #hannonp9
(fake account for school project)

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

decided to curse my grandson because of his dad's actions, sorry not sorry ham and canaan (no hard feelings) #curse #grandson #badkids #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

shem and japheth helped me get out of a slump, bless their hearts ❤️ #pickfavorites #goodkids #family #sons #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

ham just invaded my privacy and made fun of me, i think i know who's not the favorite kid #notcool #pickfavorites #giveprivacyguys #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

so i may have gotten a little carried away with the wine #dontdrinkirresponsibly #wine #vineyard #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

i took up farming recently and made a vineyard #vineyard #hobby #peaceagain #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

just made a covenant with God & he made this new rainbow thing to prove it (he promises to not enact total destruction upon us again yay) #covenant #rainbow #aftertheflood #peaceagain #yay #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

building an altar for the Lord to thank him for saving me and my family from the flood ☺️❤️#maygodblessyou #floodupdate #altar #offerings #family

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

its finally over guys, no more flood!! 🎉🎉 #safetocomeback #woohoo #floodupdate #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

update: its been like half a year since the flood started
it stopped raining, so im going to send some birds out to see if its safe #staysafe #floodupdate #birdsarecool #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

the view from here actually pretty nice #waterlevelsrising #flood #boatlife #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

experiencing a flood reminds me to love my boys, shem, ham, and japheth (and my lovely wife) #dad #sons #family #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

its starting to get real, its been raining outside for days on end #40daysand40nightsofrain #itsreal #cruiselife #notthebestvacation #floodwarning #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

GUYS I HEARD ITS GONNA FLOOD SOON, ALL ABOARDDDDD #THEFLOODISHERE #CRUISEOFALIFETIME #floodwarning #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

just remembered we're gonna need food on this cruise #packing #food #whenisthisflood #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

how long until this flood its been 80 years already #waiting #timegoesby #countdown #whenisthisflood #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

found out i still have work to do
herding up two of every animal created is not for the weak #zoo #animals #collection #imtired #whenisthisflood #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

finally finished building 🎉
on a serious note, grandpa just passed
may he rest in peace and we will miss him ❤️ #grandpapassing #rip #lovedones #boatcomplete #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

building the ark with grandpa is so fun #shoutoutgrandpa #boatprogress #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

we're going with gopher wood and pitch coating instead, do you guys know if they have that at home depot #wood #homedepot #boatprogress #jhp9

[noahs.arkk @noahs_arkk15]

going shopping for supplies today, should i go with the oak or hickory wood #shopping #whatdowethink #indecisive #boatprogress #jhp9