sad sad mommy

ceo of dave and busters

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

i live my life like i’m trying to get a good grade in girl class

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

So You’re a Girl With a Cough: 10 Ways to Signal to Your Classmates That They Are Allowed to Kill You

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“not feeling hungry is a common side effect of vyvanse” no you don’t get it the Yogurt is Trying to Kill Me

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

In absence of a boyfriend, it is important to pavlov one’s male friends into pseudoboyfriending the core duties—listening half-heartedly to your endless talking, driving you to locations, inaccessible emotional unavailability that keeps you sharp and on your toes, etc

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

@opheliamoding population of 1 million btw

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@opheliamoding sub out vancouver for ottawa

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@habshorse yesss nat thank you

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sometimes you get a sandwich somewhere and it’s like okay. in this house we believe in condiment sandwiches i guess.

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

they should make challengers but with rugby

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

coming to terms with being choppy…

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just got into grad school and can’t wait to be annoying about it

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

in my heart i know im meant to be in the pacific northwest

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

this guy looks like my ex boyfriend if he channeled his energy into making music instead of calling me fat

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Heidi Klum and Nikki Glaser ripping off Benson Boone's clothes before he does a front flip off a piano on the Grammys stage...okay hello

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

instagram has become unusably ugly

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went through all the books on my bookshelf and the only male authors i own are gary shteyngart and franz kafka

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

vyvanse hit the second i finished cooking

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

pattern recognition up a million

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

whenever i smoke weed i get magic crossword solving powers

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

happy new years to any jobless individuals; i want you all to be my boyfriends