Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈

My goal is to exist at the intersection Rosa Luxemburg and Spider Jerusalem. They/Them

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

People I strongly suspect of owning a sword cane:

Roger Stone
Mark Zuckerberg
Gavin McInnes
Ted Cruz (shows it to everyone who visits his house)
Louie Gohmert
@jack
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (ironic gift)
Jordan Peterson

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

@kidkayser @UmpScorecards I did. Without those two the most likely scenario is 10-11 Ks and 0 walks, which is still excellent

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

@kidkayser @UmpScorecards Also, he's 7th in K/BB, and only got to a three ball count once or twice. Complain about a bad zone all you want, I certainly did, but Logan's stellar performance is primarily due to his own talent.

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

@kidkayser @UmpScorecards I mean you also get that by having 1.55 walks per 9 (5th best in MLB) and 9.0 Ks per 9. He had 3 or 4 blown strike calls, none on a 3 ball count. And yes, an expanded zone helps pitchers, but most of this is Logan being on his game yesterday.

[She/Her Ohtani @Lizzie_Baseball]

I hate the fucking rangers man. I don’t want them to be good. I don’t want to watch playoff games in that suckass stadium, I don’t want their homophobic ownership to succeed, I hate the fucking rangers

[Scientific American @sciam]

This July is set to be the hottest month ever recorded on Earth—and likely the hottest in about 120,000 years—preliminary analyses show. https://t.co/KuYpztsfbn

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

@MarinerFemboy It is without question my least favorite part of his managerial style. Just truly baffling why he insists on doing it even when the stats do not at all support it.

[aidan #Emerson2Young @ChartTwink]

the obsession with lefty-righty matchups that scott has is actively hurting this team. pollock should be DFA'd and moore should be sent to tacoma to do ACTUAL REHAB

[Mormons Speak @mormons_speak]

A Utah lawmaker and prominent attorney for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints advised a church bishop not to report a confession of child sex abuse to authorities, a decision that allowed the abuse to continue for years.
https://t.co/4Prg9Ugre4

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

just coppola showing his appreciation for his friend and the small night table he made him. beautiful

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Barbie is for the girls. Oppenheimer is also for the girls. 24 frames a second creating the illusion of movement? For the girls. A real man assesses each frame separately, for business and mating opportunities.

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

dogs aren’t actually afraid of fireworks, they just really hate america

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

@Mariners God I love this team. We drop a series against the worst team in the league, and then immediately win one against the best. Absolute bizarro world baseball team, love em to death

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

@gnuman1979 @RobynElyse Hope it's as the victim!

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

@SlitherineGames @rhipratchett Look if Rincewind has The Luggage, nobody else has a shot in hell.

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

@meatprison_ @kingbealestreet Ethiopian food is one of the most underrated cultural cuisines in the world, second only to Malaysian in my opinion (and it's a clode second)

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

@fadecorner @WickedNFine Good rule of thumb is that the song is instantly dogshit if you can imagine it being blasted out of a lifted truck, which does eliminate about 95% of country music from the past 25 years

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Noah, But Gay ✡ 🌈 @noahscape4u]

@daveweigel Nah that's a dex based thrusting sword if ever I saw one. Bigger than most, yeah, but aesthetically that's dex based