Noah Seay Wright

human. being. software engineer. space ranger.

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“You know those motorcycles on water?”

“You mean... a jet ski?”

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2am feels at 9pm

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this is adequate

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@MattPostSaysHi I’m v scared

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appreciating art today

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Okay. Since he's a friend, one could accuse me of being pre-disposed to love @RianJohnson's 'Knives Out' and hype it up as his best movie. But, it so happens that I love 'Knives Out' and think it's his best movie. Moreover if you don't see this glorious whodunit, I'll murder you.

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waiting for the #impeachment memes

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

coworker: you’re 37? you look younger

me: i let a demon possess me in exchange for external youth

coworker: ha ha *leaves*

demon inside me: you gotta stop saying that someone’s gonna believe you

me: meh. i’m going to the break room for a donut

demon: ooo get a maple bar

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@CageTheElephant @Spotify love you guys

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@sunburntsami yike

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@pajamaboat

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you’re the girl of your dreams, stop searching

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Millennials know what time they are born and I don’t even know my blood type

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We’re going to the wedding

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I thought we were bats