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[Lunar @LunarResearcher]

An ex-OpenAI engineer walked up to me at a meetup in SF

I was showing my Polymarket terminal. He looked at the screen for ten seconds and said one sentence.

"You're trading blind. The data is sitting in the open and you're writing prompts"

I didn't understand. What data.

He took my laptop. Opened one repository.

https://t.co/klxt0tvrOd

86 million trades. Every wallet. Every entry. Every exit.

The entire Polymarket history since day one.

"At OpenAI models don't guess. They read. Connect Claude Code to this dataset and say - find every wallet with a win rate above 70% and more than 100 trades"

I asked - why Claude and not GPT?

He looked at me like I was an idiot.

"Because Claude Code connects to the repo directly. It reads the entire codebase. It's not a chatbox. It's a runtime"

That evening I connected it. Claude pulled 47 wallets in 4 minutes.

Average profit: $214K. Hold time: 7 hours.

91% close their position BEFORE resolution.

Top wallets capture 86% of the move and cut losers at 12%.

Everyone else - 58% of profit and hold losers to 41%.

Same exact entries. The exits make it a completely different game.

"Now connect the scanner"

https://t.co/SbyxXxFk0M

Three commands - the bot sees 500+ markets in real time. No API key. Read-only.

Claude built the scoring in 20 minutes:

Gap between price and model > 7 cents. Book depth > $500. Resolution in 4-48 hours.

93% of markets get killed instantly. Only the fat ones survive.

"Now this is the important part" - he sent me an article where a guy built a full bot over a weekend from these same repos

Copytrade here: https://t.co/N2byLbMfwH

Three exit triggers:

Target 85% of expected move. Volume spike x3 - smart money leaving. 24 hours of silence - thesis is dead.

I copied the whole stack.

VPS $5. Claude $20. Total $25 a month.

No team. No office. No Bloomberg.

16 days. 187 trades. 71% win rate. $800 seed.

+$8,700.

I sent him my screen. He replied a day later.

"You just replicated for $25 what cost us six months and 11 people"

I said - thanks for the tip.

"Delete this chat"

Too late.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

CONFIRMED.

Trump raped minors.

And it's all on tape.

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

KABOOM!! JUST IN: AG Pam Bondi just UNLEASHED the FULL Epstein Files under the Transparency Act, ALL 3.5 MILLION pages DROPPED, redactions JUSTIFIED only for victims, and HIGH-PROFILE names EXPOSED with ZERO cover-ups for embarrassment or politics.

“No records withheld or redacted based on embarrassment, reputational harm, or political sensitivity to ANY official, public figure, or foreign dignitary!”

This BACKFIRED BIGLY on the left, powerful Dems like Bill Clinton (mentioned 1,193 times!) and others BUSTED, while fake smears against Trump called out as BS!

VINDICATION for Trump!

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING:

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[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

BREAKING 🅱️

Elon Musk says. “No more white guilt”..

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[Ababil Muliver @abaabilsky99]

@Megatron_ron 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸☝🏻

[Afzal @mohafzals]

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[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING:

🇮🇱🇵🇸 An independent United Nations inquiry has concluded that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza and that the country’s top leaders have incited it.

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Sam Hyde Show: This is You

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You are the media now

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Such a nasty woman.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns America by addressing the kiIIing of Iryna Zarutska in the Oval Office showing the world her beautiful photo 💔

“Here’s a picture of the woman, a beautiful young girl who never had problems in life”

I am in tears 🙏

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: More than 500,000 Polish patriots have taken to the streets today to demand an end to migration

Poland speaks for all of Europe!

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

Those who know the Iranian people and their history know that the Iranian nation isn’t a nation that surrenders.

[gahdamn @noahstarup]

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[Collaterize @collaterizehq]

RWA Bonding Curve

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[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Conor McGregor reveals the plan to save Ireland:

"Commit a crime on our soil? GONE. Enter the country illegally? GONE.
Have a criminal history? GONE.
Refusing to assimilate? GONE."

🔥🔥🔥

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: China has decided to import a record amount of Canadian crude, while they cut purchases of US oil by ~ 90% thanks to Trump's Trade war.

In other word, our former allies are teaming with our adversaries to bypass American oil.

THANKS TRUMP.

[gahdamn @noahstarup]

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