Noah Stork

i noah guy

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

I FUCKING HATE TIKTOK

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

LAME

[NFL @NFL]

Due to weather forecasted in Buffalo, Sunday’s game between the Browns and Bills has been moved to Ford Field in Detroit.

📺: #CLEvsBUF -- Sunday 1pm ET on CBS
📱: Stream on NFL+

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

This was the @Browns coming off of a bye week, with plenty of time to prepare, and they still managed to play criminally horrendous.

See you next Sunday.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

@PeskyBrothers rigged & fake

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

The @Browns dressed up as a competent football team last night for Halloween.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

The only innovation coming from the @Browns is that they are constantly finding new ways to lose.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

It is honestly statistically impossible for a team to be so bad for so long, @Browns.

See you next Sunday.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

All a politician has to do to win me over is make I-71 & I-75 three lanes throughout the state.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

@PeskyBrothers I emailed you my SSN and my debit card PIN at the beginning of September

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

Screw you, @Browns.

See you next Sunday.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

News article on coach @brad_stork and his club soccer team heading to nationals: https://t.co/cYvUZ0jS5m

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

President Ono was instrumental in championing mental health awareness at UC. Relating to students by genuinely discussing his personal experiences, his positive impact on mental health normalization was unparalleled.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

I was fortunate enough to have the privilege of meeting @PrezOno during his tenure at UC. You will not find a man more unbelievably dedicated to his job, his school, and, most importantly, his students. Michigan is getting a brilliant university president. Best of luck, Dr. Ono.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

@Plugbro_ nothing good happens after ~1:30 lol good choice

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

Well, he also told me that he lives in a tent, distills moonshine, and grows weed. Ahh, the American Dream.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

I never thought I would see this in real life, but met a cool guy. He was wanting "REBEL", but the West Virginia back woods tattoo artist spelled it "REBLE".

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

No Time To Die was a fantastic ending to the Daniel Craig 007 era. As great as it was, nothing will ever top Casino Royale and the Vesper story line. Since no-one asked: 1. Casino Royale, 2. Skyfall, 3. No Time To Die. Also, my vote is hands down Idris Elba for the next Bond.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

Best line from the SWAT team commander raiding the house across the street: "Come on out man, it's just a murder warrant."

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

Eternal dilemma in Photoshop: Is that a smudge on my screen or did I forget to mask some buried, obscure layer?

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

BREAKING: Coach @brad_stork, reigning "Best Hair" trophy winner, and his U15 girls soccer team have qualified for the US Youth Soccer National Championship. Ranked first in Ohio and eighty-fifth nationally, this team has the potential for a deep tournament run.

[Brad Stork @brad_stork]

Proud doesn’t even begin to describe it!!!

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

No. No it does not.

[Noah Stork @noahstork]

Does it ever get old watching 2021 Bearcat football highlights? Or, since we're on the subject, 2009 highlights?