noah

[Rose 🥀 @roseknowsxx]

be hot. smoke weed. fight for a free palestine. repeat.

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[️️☆ @andyduhhhhh]

smoking ridiculous amounts of weed

[ko . @kohmene]

i lowkey respect ghosting me bc i was just gone play in yo face anyway #saveyourself

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

“Do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids?”

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

I cannot believe how much Ilana from Broad City gave birth to Issa in Adults. Truly her mother. They even speak the same

[Yvie Belle Yvie @AdamantxYves]

"Girl fuck you" is gender neutral.

[vish @ayobrinabot]

WE ALL WISH WE WERE HAVING THIS ABORTION AT SARAH JESSICA PARKER’S HOUSE

[owl ✧ @owlfukuro_]

i’m erectile at dis function

[KC Preds Fan @PredsKc]

God forbid kids have their eyes exposed to a pride flag though

[Ja’Rome Powell @jarome_p]

Is cocaine a GLP-1?

[JASIAH @PHREEJASIAH]

charlie kirk once said “the death penalty should be public, quick, and televised.” and God was like bet.

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

If mf’s don’t stop pissing me off I’ll make 9/12 something to remember as well

[Pie 👑💧 @pienotacake]

jobs sucks... until you get paid, working out sucks... until you see results, i suck... until you cum

[may 🐈‍⬛💤 @meowermay]

the blood in your boner has been in your heart and thats really beautiful

[The Prophet 🧎🏿 @theprophetdub]

i don't fuck on the first date
i date after the first fuck

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

Name 5 Bia songs gun pointed to your head?😭

#Kirkversary https://t.co/l1TvjSRPGv

[formerlyOffline ✧.♡ @formerlyoffline]

“whose pussy is this?” i don’t know anymore it’s been a crazy summer

[sweetiepie @haryanadelrey]

last kirkmas i gave you my kirk but the very next kirk you kirked it away