Noah Winkelman

[Brandon Turner @BeardyBrandon]

Some formulas they should have taught in school...

[Noah Winkelman @NoahWhereFast]

@Lasso027 Way to go, sister!! 😁

[Noah Winkelman @NoahWhereFast]

“Well, even though we’re not slaves anymore, where does all this saltwater keep coming from?” -Zoey

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

That punch was so powerful it actually caused a rift in the space time continuum and resulted in reverse momentum https://t.co/l6XncpynVt

[Fox News @FoxNews]

It's #Festivus, which means @RandPaul is celebrating with the Airing of Grievances. https://t.co/bWFgX7w9o1

[Noah Winkelman @NoahWhereFast]

@Lasso027 😂😂😂

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

We should probably have the entire city of Washington DC register as a sex offender

[Noah Winkelman @NoahWhereFast]

😭😭😭 https://t.co/jlHMw1bSZJ

[NPR @NPR]

Marquise Goodwin Plays In 49ers' Win; Afterwards He Says, 'We Lost Our Baby Boy' https://t.co/iaDwuZB5mn

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Kevin Spacey's well-crafted life is coming apart. If only there was some sort of visual metaphor for this type of cascading failure.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Nothing like the opportunity to work for one’s survival and independence.

[Noah Winkelman @NoahWhereFast]

Me- "Zoey, which do you like better: hamburger, or steak?"
Zoey- "umm...yeah!!"

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

Everyone has to get good at one of two things; Planting in the Spring or Begging in the Fall. - Jim Rohn

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

Working hard for something we don't care about is called stress. Working hard for something we love is called Passion.-Simon Sinek

[Jon Foreman @jonforeman]

"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."

-Lewis Black

[Noah Winkelman @NoahWhereFast]

Done working early, so nothing better to do than bug my wife with links, memes, and texts. Married life is good 😁

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Word to the wise, Mr. President. The #Left is doing a bang-up job of hanging itself. They really don't need more rope. #Silence #TweetNoMore

[Noah Winkelman @NoahWhereFast]

@RMWinkelman 🎼go with the money, go with the money🎼

[Noah Winkelman @NoahWhereFast]

Map Guy at zoo entrance: "Have fun!" Rachel to Map Guy: "Have fun...handing out maps!!!" 😂😂😂

[Noah Winkelman @NoahWhereFast]

@Silver_087 Same

[Noah Winkelman @NoahWhereFast]

@Silver_087 Apparently, Luke is my spirit animal