Dear @FA@premierleague we've solved the VAR offside debacle for you. Stick a chip in the players shirts/tracker/sports bra and use that instead of the stupid lines.
Your legs, arms, head can all be offside, but for the love of god it's consistant and easy to understand.
@NeilMortensen @nwalley πππππ
2010 "TV is dead"
2020 "we meant just LIVE TV"
2030 ????? "some TV shows aren't as popular as when there were 3 channels"
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Theresa May channels Aleksandr the Meerkat as she responds to a #Brexit question from SNP's Ian Blackford
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