No arms No legs

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Plays "crack the egg" on the trampoline. Survives forever #epic #90's #90kid

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#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you have a booger you need to pick but can't pick it .

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Smoke #weed everyday to keep the pain away

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#love out to anyone who does suffer from limb loss my condolences , no offensive from these tweets <3

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Gets married. Has to put ring on penis

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Friend comes in for a highfive. Has to use my face

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Gets TV on. Can't change channel from desperate house wives

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Smokes #weed. Can't reach the doritos

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Gets kidnapped. Can't be tied up and rolls away.

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Eats a #magicmushroom , grows arms and legs

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Gets bite by spider. Shoots webs out nipples

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Tries to skydive. Can't pull the parachute

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Retweet me and get the name out there !! #Follow for #funny tweets while your #high #stoned #baked

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Eats a #weed brownie, realizes arms and legs are gone

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Takes a huge #bong rip , can't pull the choke

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Gets sent to jail . Doesn't need to drop the soap

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Goes skiing, rolls downhill and turns into massive snowball

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Your a bitch. Can't slap you #fuck