ny

🤙🏻

[s. @toutestt]

That’s exactly why she did that 😭

[Maul Atreides 🇮🇪 17/50 📚 IWTV - HOTD SPOILERS @theweirdinggay]

I like how, now that it looks like Rhaenyra's fun little civil war is nearing its end, Daemon just pivots to offering the genocidal version of Criston Cole's lameass "lets go to Essos and sell oranges" bullshit.

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[Irene @utacult]

the crown is so broke that Alicent and Daemon are having to pick up shifts in the Red Keep and Gold Cloaks

[Nicole 🦇 @WestenrasKiss]

“Why is Alicent so funny?”

Girl showed up to her former bestie’s wedding and upstaged her by wearing a color that meant war. She’s always been funny as hell, you guys just don’t get her!

[Woden The Wanderer @WodenWanderer]

“Past a certain age, a man who still believes it’s moral to send aid to Africa is a bad thing.”

[alicentpilled hightowercel @alphalicent]

i love this scene because it’s such a good representation of your mother randomly coming into your room, ragebaiting herself, going on a coke rant, and ruining your whole day for no reason

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

he keeps terrorizing senior citizens SOMEONE STOP THAT EVIL TWINK

[Team Black @bestoftheblacks]

"He was the grandson of a king, the brother of a king, husband to a queen. Two of his sons and three of his grandsons would sit the Iron Throne, but the only crown that Daemon Targaryen ever wore was the crown of the Stepstones, a realm he made himself with blood and fire"

[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

Attacking a man's holdings while he's away on a Crusade was one of medieval Europe's worst dick moves

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Genuinely how Hitler reacted to whatever the fuck Mussolini was doing with the Italian Social Republic:

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“You guys would have loved Shinzo. I called him Honest Abe, you know his last name was Abe right? And he wasn’t the first Honest Abe, frankly he was the second. But he was my friend.”

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Daemon isn't a hypocrite, Daemon has a body of work that even the Conqueror and Visenya would respect....and Daemon has been right about everything every step of the way. If Viserys listened to Daemon, there would be no Dance of Dragons. If Rhaenrya listened to Daemon she'd have all her sons.

[cax @caxquealy]

@sansacinema The first time i read that i thought “is she dumb!?” (the answer is yes)

[hala 🪷 @realmsmisery]

“(Harrenhal) is a stronghold, one that has withstood dragonfire once before.”

DID IT ALICENT??? DID IT SURVIVE???

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

david lynch correctly asserted this as a common fear amongst people

[Bert Shiesty @cirocobama69]

My little sister always knows how to remind me or the dark days #FatBert

[Caroline Darney @cwdarney]

I’m excited for House of the Dragon but it has been like 75 years since the last season and I can’t remember what happened.