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@BowlingAlleyKid Was thinking this same thing. Dude, you had to cheat to score on the second team. Go to the sidelines.

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@stockstalker211 Boggles my mind that this stock is somehow worth 30% less than it was a few weeks ago. Because of what? Inflation fears??

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If you subscribe to the "Lizard People" conspiracy theory, this would seem to be an example. #lizardpeople #robinhoodapp #wallstreetbets $GME $BTC

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#geminiexchange #tyler #cameron. NOT COOL.

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@tyler So that Robinhood moniker is even more ironic.

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@cameron Why isn't #DOGE available on Gemini? Will it be?

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@BuckSexton Don't forget that the hedges have their own version of WallStreetBets. It's called Value Investors Club, and it moves markets every day. Membership limited to 250 heavily vetted hedgies. Founded and funded by a billionaire.

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@AnimalsWorId @getthisvideobot

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@RobinhoodApp Sickening. How can you look yourself in the mirror?

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@AOC @RobinhoodApp Today is the first day in my life I've said this: I AGREE WITH AOC! Go get 'em girl.

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@WallStPlayboys ValueInvestorsClub has been doing precisely what the Redditors are doing for years and years. A short report on VIC moves markets. They tip off their buddies that the short report is coming. But VIC is backed by a billionaire hedgie so that makes what they do legal.

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@Ryan_Browne_ Add Vanguard to the list of outages this morning. Nobody reporting on this, from what I can tell. Help us out!

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@Ryan_Browne_ Almost all major retail trading platforms have been down all morning. Etrade for sure - that's what I use. But also seeing tweets about Fidelity, Schwab, Ameritrade, and Robinhood down.

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@IanVedder @MikeSullivan I was thinking/wondering that too. DDOS attack driven by the hedgies?

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@OptionsHawk Don't feel so bad. I sold $SPOT at $120 in April after holding with literally zero move since the day of the IPO.

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@generalchaika @Yeoman360 @WallStPlayboys A virus might be the better analogy, a la Agent Smith's monologue in the Matrix.

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@Margare41993399 @Giants Steelers sat key players. Steelers win, Miami is in not the Browns. Nobody's crying for the Dolphins, but they're from South Florida not NYC.

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@fish5190 @theMMQB @ConorOrr The New York "sitting it out again this season" Giants.

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@rad39lax @TjmciaJones @theMMQB @ConorOrr There is no outrage because it caused a team from Miami that nobody outside South Florida watches from making the playoffs. The Eagles prevented a team from NYC from making the playoffs, hence, outrage.

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@JayDubz4396 @dtolensky @theMMQB @ConorOrr Makes 100% sense. What a D-bag.