Gregorio Noblett

STUNNINGLY average wannabe sportsmen with an unfortunate surname

[Michael Appleton @michelappleton]

Men’s test matches played away from home in COVID era (March 2020 onwards):

🏝 7
🇵🇰 7
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 6
🇮🇳 5
🇱🇰 4
🇿🇦 4
🇳🇿 3
🇧🇩 3
🇦🇫 2
🇿🇼 2
🇦🇺 0

[Jon Rogers @jonrogerswriter]

I've watched this 709 times.

Muller misses. Choose a person and focus. And repeat.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea

[Bramfield CC @BramfieldCC]

Happy Birthday to our wicket-burgling ramp-enthusiast @nobbers96

With 58 wickets at 12.41 (48 in the league @ 11.42) and 382 runs @ 21.22 (1x50), it’s no surprise we’ve won 29 of his 38 games.

Here’s a picture of the only moment he enjoyed more than his 8-22 v Welwyn.

[Gregorio Noblett @nobbers96]

@BramfieldCC It was worth it

[Sixes and Wickets 🏏 @SixesANDwickets]

Hey @Channel4 if this tweet gets 20,000 retweets, will you air the full 2005 Ashes Series?

[Nick Mullins @andNickMullins]

Thought you’d be interested to hear what we hear in our headphones during a game. The voices belong to match director Steve & production assistant Sara. When the match kicks off we also get the producer, our statistician Adrian & the referee ⁦@btsportrugby⁩

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

THAT. WAS. SPECIAL.

Spine-tingling stuff as Willie O'Connor is given a hometown hero's reception with the Dublin crowd in full voice!

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

NINE-DARTER!!!

MICHAEL SMITH STRIKES PERFECTION IN DUBLIN!

It's the first Premier League nine-darter since 2017!!

[creg @Crogsmog]

This was the night he cut the aplaca’s head off

[Gengey @EllisGenge]

Good win for the boys, on the way back to my council estate to see my illiterate friends who all talk like zombies and are all terrible role models for kids.

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Players who have never lost a Premier League game at Anfield since joining Liverpool:

Alisson Becker
Adrian
Virgil van Dijk
Andy Robertson
Fabinho
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Naby Keita
Xherdan Shaqiri
Sadio Mane
Mohamed Salah

Fucking hell

[James Corden @JKCorden]

We had to be together to watch it go out tonight!Gavin and Stacey is a show about friendship and family. Tonight’s show has been a labour of love from start to finish and we hope you enjoy it.Wherever you are and whatever you’re doing.Happy Christmas from us both #GavinandStacey

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

These aged well @nzherald
#ENGvNZL #RWC2019

[Gregorio Noblett @nobbers96]

@ADF0110 @HughW95

[Rugby World Cup @rugbyworldcup]

Following the cancellation of their match in Kamaishi, @RugbyCanada players headed out to help with recovery efforts, showing the true values of the game.

Amazing scenes and brilliant to see from the team.

#RWC2019

[Bramfield CC @BramfieldCC]

What a day yesterday was...

Thanks to everyone who made it possible with their hard work and support.

Two more games to go, beginning this Sunday at @HitchinCC!

#PresidentsDay2019 #NHCL

[David Brent Loves IPL @DavidBrentIPL]

The first pic is when Lyon Ran out Devilliers last year then screamed in his face for no reason & dropped the ball on his head the second pic is today when he tried to run out Leech but fumbled it & could have cost Australia the Ashes, sometimes Karma takes a little while to work

[Anna Roseden @annaroseden]

MY FRIENDS BROTHER FINLEY OAKES HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE YESTERDAY FROM WELWYN. HE WAS LAST SEEN LEAVING WELWYN TOWN TO GO HOME WEARING A BLACK HOODIE AND DARK GREY TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS!!! PLEASE CONTACT THE POLICE IF YOU SEE OR KNOW ANYTHING!!!
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[Gregorio Noblett @nobbers96]

@BramfieldCC What a gun.