Darren

[Darren @nobbyrob]

@Lavozgalactica They should have had half the team sent off.
If it was any other team other than Argentina they would have

[Darren @nobbyrob]

@itszoyevans I’d prefer to guess your weight

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Absolutely

[Jo Phillips 💙 @JojJojoelle]

Life lessons for us here.
No matter what never give in.
Be this little boy, who refused to give up.
Be his friends who encouraged him to keep going.
Persevere with your challenges.
You can do this.

[Darren @nobbyrob]

I’m sure when I did my cycling proficiency when I was like 10, they said you should ride in single file while on the road.
So why now do all these want to be Power Rangers feel it’s ok to ride three abreast in the middle of the road?! 🚴🏽‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚴🏽‍♂️ 🤬

[Darren @nobbyrob]

@jeremyvine people should be to be able to hunt the poachers instead of the elephants

[McDonald's UK @McDonaldsUK]

FINALLY! 🙌

[Darren @nobbyrob]

@Tesco

[Darren @nobbyrob]

Why won’t @tesco take Apple Pay for over £30? What a joke!
Just felt a right twat in a missive queue

[Darren @nobbyrob]

@Tesco I can spend over £30 in other shops

[Darren @nobbyrob]

@Tesco Surely a fingerprint is more secure than a PIN number?

[Darren @nobbyrob]

@Tesco

[Darren @nobbyrob]

@McDonaldsUK I know you’re putting bacon in your Big Macs which is great. But I can’t remember it being part of the deal that you stop putting it in your Breakfast wraps

[Grandad @YaKnowGrandad]

Christ! 😬

[Darren @nobbyrob]

#cba

[Darren @nobbyrob]

Never mind painting the town red in Melton Mowbray @vardy7 and the boys are painting it blue. #LCFC #FEARLESS #CHAMPIONS

[Premier League @premierleague]

.@LCFC have won 33 points in 2016 - more than any other #BPL team

[Darren @nobbyrob]

@ChrisMoyles why is Santa's toilet bubbly?....
Because of the fairy liquid

[Darren @nobbyrob]

Absolutely nothing.
I am a vegetable. Really need to get off my as!

[Darren @nobbyrob]

"@BestEarthPix: Golden Snub Nosed Monkey http://t.co/7w4lJRi15c"
I want one of these!