nobel

analyst is not a dirty word

[nobel @nobel_Data]

@TableauSupport Hi, someone from tableau called me. They saw the problem and have sent a separate link to pay!

[nobel @nobel_Data]

@TableauSupport hey - trying to buy tableau but it won’t accept anything I enter into the VAT field
Help please!

[nobel @nobel_Data]

@JusthostSupport It's working again. Woop

[nobel @nobel_Data]

@JusthostSupport hallo. My website https://t.co/10Ha8JZioH appears to be down and I can't see why. Can you look into it please?

[nobel @nobel_Data]

Why would anyone create a font where the lower case L and 1 are identical?
And worse, why does software use it?

[nobel @nobel_Data]

@nobel_Data I once gave my computer a name with a space in it.

[nobel @nobel_Data]

The first rule of naming things on computers is 'don't_use_spaces'
The second rule of naming things on computers is 'DON'T_USE_SPACES'

[nobel @nobel_Data]

In today's data driven world why is the head of data, always reporting to the head of marketing - surely it should be the other way round?

[nobel @nobel_Data]

Even if you had a computer with 1 million cores, some excel and access processes would use just the one. 1 (one)!

[nobel @nobel_Data]

The toughest thing to learn in php is the XML structure of other people's websites!

[nobel @nobel_Data]

What's the point in Excel having a million rows when it becomes unusably slow after about 500,000?

[nobel @nobel_Data]

Q: Why are languages case sensitive?
A: To annoy me

And then of course defined strings with the abbreviation ID are spelt Id

[nobel @nobel_Data]

The database migration tool in MySQL workbench is quite excellent! #saturdayNightFunTimes

[nobel @nobel_Data]

Windows 10 is here!
Apparently, Windows 10 without bugs when upgrading is not yet here.

[nobel @nobel_Data]

I wonder if there's a correlation between hunger levels and food poisoning when cooking chicken or reheating rice?

[nobel @nobel_Data]

Solid advice from the Internet.

"Questions NOT to ask at a job interview:
Did I get the job?"

[nobel @nobel_Data]

Seems slightly excessive. Sounds like they need some help from an IT company to get their systems working. I know just the one...

[nobel @nobel_Data]

Ten!

[nobel @nobel_Data]

Insurance running out so Axa have sent me 10 (10!) identical emails today to let me know it auto renews.

[nobel @nobel_Data]

So, London tech week eh? Anyone looking forward to anything in particular?