Paul Noble

English teacher, actor, writer, father of twins, music lover, Cub fan, progressive.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@IowaCubs Now do his time in MLB

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@Brett_A_Taylor @BleacherNation Yeah, but Soriano has an ENORMOUS edge in ground ball %, which this staff/field desperately needs.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@LanceBroz If this is true, it’s an insane give for 2 months of Skubal. I wouldn’t give Ramirez OR Brown, much less both. How ‘bout the Cubs start competing on their payroll:revenue ratio and sign him—or two # 2s for the same price.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@OleTimeHardball Benito.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@MLBRandomStats WOW. Crazy that the other 4 guys are all top-25 offensive players all TIME.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@MarkPotash lol. You realize 6/20 was ONLY THREE GAMES AGO, right? Dansby MAYBE just stopped being the worst offensive everyday player in baseball.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

I didn’t love your dad, but he had some integrity. You’re a disgrace to his name.

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

No one is talking to you Obama bro. Like no one.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@JonnyRoot_ Redneck loves shameless rednecks. Shocking. 😳

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@pstroybrewer Oh look. A redneck homophobe. 😳Shocking.😒

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@Michael_Cerami Maton is the biggest disappointment on this year’s team, I’d say.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@davidaxelrod C’mon, Axe. We don’t poke holes in people and bleed ‘em out anymore, either. Modern medicine. If it’s not for you, ignore. Keep focusing on battling averages and pitchers’ W/L records, like we did in the 70s. 🙄

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@KirkHerbstreit is clueless. Clueless as a dad, apparently, since he has no idea how to help at home when he has a kid, and clueless as a man… shaming other men for paternity leave. @PatMcAfeeShow wouldn’t even go there with him. Welcome to the 21st century, goof.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@Brett_A_Taylor Truly. One of the best, craziest plays I’ve ever seen.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@Ben13Porter When this happens, the graphic should say, “C’mon, batter. Fuck you.”

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@mark_giangreco @Sam_Waldenberg @KeithOlbermann @jeffzeleny It’s so weird to me, how many people think he’s some kinda genius… he always, immediately strikes me as an obstreperous, risible oaf, every fxckin time he opens his maw.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@Brett_A_Taylor What can you say except “That sucks”? Ump missed 5 calls all night. Didn’t call a single ball a strike. DR missed so many opportunities. Maybe not “too close to take,” but definitely not, “we lost because of this call.”

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@umpscore_npb Guy missed 5 pitches the whole game, lol. Didn’t call 1 ball a strike. Teams agreed to play under these rules. Maybe next WBC they use ABS, but you don’t lose a game cuz a ball is called a strike. Protect. Don’t let it come down to an umpire call. Don’t waste opportunities.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@North2North No one cares about him drinking a beer, mook. They care about a guy who’s been terrible at his job (SUBJECT IN CUSTODY!), fixing to run for president, using OUR $$$ to fly to Italy to cosplay as an Olympian. You’re both losers.

[Paul Noble @noblePG]

@djvlad Jesus, you sound like crackers talking about rap. “I don’t understand a word they’re saying… that shyt’s pointless!” smh

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

TRUMP CALLS OUT BAD BUNNY!