Jim Hanson

In spite of all, a midwestern field rat.

[Anthony Kay @TonyBuckets18]

Big Dawg

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

I said thank you and fuck you

[jordan @theswampbaby]

the other night before bed i thanked @nobodysent for giving me two beautiful (cat) sons and the chicago white sox. he responded with “and fuck you for giving the philadelphia phillies” and you know what? valid as fuck.

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

TWTW

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

@B1Baitman Welcome

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

God is back. How many Our Fathers to forgive the whole Satan thing? @Pontifex

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

Pope thing is done. Hail Satan

[jordan @theswampbaby]

the boys are #lockedin

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

I have here created a crude simulation of how thousands of Texans will see this ad this fall, as a lesson in paid media design

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

Kyle Schwarber is 6 home runs and 2 stolen bases away from a 50/5 season

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

Pope thing is done. Hail Satan

[SoxOptimist @OptimistSox]

fell to my knees

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

@Pontifex is Jose Altuve allowed in heaven?

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

@theswampbaby Jake Cave and the Bad Vibes

[神宮大學ヤク学部 准教授 @JinguUniversity]

俺、すごいもの見たのかもしんない。
#シカゴ旅2026

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

Watching Sox and Phils at the same time and it’s really difficult when there’s a road grey (good), road grey (bad), white pinstripes (good), white pinstripes (great satan) on my tv at the same time.

[Toecus Pocus @Migwebs]

Jayden Daniels is just Robyn Arryn with athleticism

[All Things Chicago Sports @things_sox]

I didnt realize how intellectually challenged Cincinnati Reds fans were

They actually think a pitcher with either dead arm or the yips — who is in danger of losing his spot in the rotation — wanted to put the leadoff hitter on immediately after getting the lead

Non ball knowers

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

Sox fans went from “just happy to be here” to “sports radio dipshit” in record time.

[Sam DeRosa @savemeishbia]

Did you just say Colson Montgomery isn’t worth playing??? What’s with White Sox fans complaining about a guy tied for leading our team in RBI and HR.

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

@theswampbaby

[Leigh Giangreco @LeighGiangreco]

Me: Looks like rain. Hopefully if I take my bike on the CTA then I won’t run into Lolla kids

CTA: Herd.

Me: Don’t you mean “heard”?

CTA: No, like a herd of baseball fans with zero spatial awareness or understanding of public transportation will descend upon you at Addison

[Jim Hanson @nobodysent]

White Sox twitter full of panic-mongers and cowards.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

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