edwina p fish

ask your father // opinions are my own // art director - writer - producer // 🔻🇵🇸🕊️

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

need me one of these hmu if you a real #ChubSucker

[mitch 🍔 @B0YWINNER]

bf: im coming home soon you better not be Banana Fur Seal when i get there

my silly ass:

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

removed from the chinese buffet

[𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢 @202accepted]

i once watched a guy at his birthday party buy this, straight up cook it well done by accident, then drop it down the stairs after stepping on his gf’s cats tail, then slip on the meat juice, then have his german shepard steal the wagyu, then while he laid there in defea, his roommate and coworker comes back late unaware he was throwing a birthday party announcing how everyone just got laid off and that the company they worked for was shutting down as he walked in the door

2018 was a time

[edwina p fish @nobrasochill]

@metamorgue @needulikenow @hostileworm An adult would be able to figure out where to buy a fuckin cami

[edwina p fish @nobrasochill]

Call Wemby Timothy McVeigh the way he blew up OKC

[edwina p fish @nobrasochill]

@XreasonablemanX @DanFriedman81 Jealous dork go learn how to frame a house or dig a hole & sit in it do something useful

[milt the music man @hthaze]

Naan is so delicious they should have named it Yaay

[teoni @teoniw]

When a nga think u a #ThroatGoat but you really a #TeethKeith and yo pussy mid

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

the land honey the land

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[edwina p fish @nobrasochill]

What do you mean what do you mean by that

[Variety @Variety]

“Therapuss” host Jake Shane is facing online backlash for asking Kacey Musgraves to explain a lyric about time zones from her 2018 track “Slow Burn":

“My favorite line from that song, obviously, is ‘Sun’s going down, but in Beijing, they’re headed out to work.’ What do you mean by that? Me and Manny, who I work with, debate it every single day.”
https://t.co/j5vNfm6Krv

[edwina p fish @nobrasochill]

@Variety I wish she had pulled out her phone and showed him the World Clock

[edwina p fish @nobrasochill]

@col_mosby @TukiFromKL RIPiss douchebag

[claudia @mmithstranger]

are you kidding me, bryan cranston has the mel king keychain i’m gonna cry 😭😭 this is so cute

[edwina p fish @nobrasochill]

@OpusBased @adam_lantz @hellspatisserie Historically progressive in company policies, compensation/leave benefits. They own as much of their means of production as possible to keep costs down.

You pay a premium to get in the door bc that’s the price to luxuriate in capitalism’s last stronghold of the proliteriat

[edwina p fish @nobrasochill]

@dickexpert @Aber402 @StasiBoots Another Floridian for Trump with a Hapsburg jaw ….really breaking the mold 🏆🐴