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the party never ends

[Devon🧊 @devontsr]

Rick Ross is flying commercial
Asap Rocky is wearing thongs
Jay Z looks homeless and sad
Lebron looks stupid
Kendrick has to bot his streams
J Cole

And yall say Drake is the one who lost😹😹✌️

[⊹ᡣ𐭩 𝓝𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓪 ⁶𓅓ᡣ𐭩⊹ @MuellerNadia]

This list is so telling...it's actually one of greatest Drake defense in history...
1. Gucci Mane ...1,570 songs *45 Hot 100 hits
2. Snoop Dogg ...1,009 songs *45 Hot 100 hits
3. Lil Wayne ...947 songs *195 Hot 100 hits
4. Wiz Khalifa ...863 songs *not even in the 100-hit club
5. Future ...825 songs *228 Hot 100 hits
6. Young Thug ...657 songs *98 hits (still can't hit 100)
7. French Montana ...596 songs *19 Hot 100 hits
8. Rick Ross ....546 songs *45 Hot 100 hits

9. Drake ...509 songs ***402 Hot 100 hits...The LEAST songs. The MOST hits. Over 135 billion lifetime streams on Spotify. That’s 135,000,000,000 individual moments where someone said, "I want to hear Drake right now."

This is voluntary global addiction. People skip the so called "bigger" names and go straight to Drake because his music hits different.

Absolute haters like @SowmyaK
have been pushing the "Drake = quantity over quality" LIE for years. She called him a "content creator" who floods the market with mid music. She got some elephant ballz and knows she still carrying that hurt cuz Drake ignored her years ago when she was a Drake fan. Planet Earth keeps choosing Drake over everyone else.🧊👑🦉🔥🧊

[WHAT'S THE DIRT? @Whats_the_dirt]

Rick Ross Found Flying Economy. Drake's lyrics continue to age insanely well. Thanks to the person that emailed me this!

[Eric Jackson @ericjackson]

On Track 2 of Iceman — a song called Dust — Drake names the family that owns Universal Music.

The line: "Y'all 'bout to make me richie like Lionel."

Sofia Richie married Elliot Grainge in April 2023. Elliot is the son of Sir Lucian Grainge — chairman and CEO of UMG.

Drake names the family that owns the institution he's exit-filing against, on Track 2 of the album.

Sixth structural layer of the Iceman exit thesis.

[Drizzy Valentino 🦉 @drizzyvalentino]

We don’t wanna hear you say nigga nooooooooo more 😏

[Brodie___ @___SirBroderick]

“Prince outlived Mike Jack” lmao bro everything in his disses aged like dog shit

[the world is mine @Phoreign]

I like this new feature congrats to the goat @Drake on having the first hip hop song to spend its first 2 weeks at #1 🤯

[Badnis @coolmike00]

Charleston White says kendrick Lamar sold out 🥀

“That’s why they let him perform nlu at the Super Bowl… that’s no family friendly song, he even brought Serena out… Yea, them was the porch Monkeys on the porch dancing for master… look at my niggas”💯👌🏽

[Kick HQ+ @MoreKickHQ]

DDG’s brother Dub started CRASHING OUT after the DJ played Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ during DDG’s club hosting and INSTANTLY made him switch to Drake 👀

“..iceman turnt… f*ck Kendrick..”

[E.Z.E @Envor16]

I'll do you one better... Remember how they planted one fan outside her hotel for an autograph and this dumbass ran straight to him when she came out😂🤣 Look at the paparazzi😂 all those mfs there to take pictures of her and you can't find any of these pictures on the internet😂

[f⌖ @ohfold]

your own team switching on you for a canadian 🕊️

[HeemVenango @VSFHEEM]

They said bitches give you once in a lifetime pussy and go back to they man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Lit Smoke @SmokeyAndLit]

Kendrick Lamar had a bunch of niggas who get no pussy screamin “69 God”, like eatin pussy while u get ur meat gobbled is something to be ashamed of, and that’s when I KNEW we were dealing with a level of lame that hip hop had NEVER seen thus far.

[certifiedjared @KINGJARED300]

Artwork from Drake’s ICEMAN rollout looks like it was inspired by signs Michael Jackson held up to protest against Sony during their legal battle

[ced 🦇 @nocapced]

@trippieredd 1

[The OVO Docket @OVODocket]

“Why was TPS at my crib until you boys slid? It is what it is” - Drake on National Treasures

Toronto Police Service was in fact parked outside Drake’s home for the duration of both Kendrick Lamar’s concerts. Drake also had the alleged Boogeyman moving around Toronto like this.

[ALMIGHTEE. @realalmightee]

Mayor of NYC Zohran Mamdani says he’s been listening to ‘Janice STFU’ by Drake

[Lit Smoke @SmokeyAndLit]

Man the more I listen to this album the more I feel like collaboration was nerfing that nigga

[BoveiDaDon♥️🦉 @BoveiDaDon]

How many more interviews y'all gonna do just to get Ice to chill? Damn
They tryna cover it up like a quilt
'Rari go skrrt on a boy like a kilt

😭🤣🦉🦉