🦇 Alex 🦇

Cosplayer ⟡ 28 ⟡ Any pronouns ⟡ has a headache but is being very brave about it

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

I finished my Opal wig! This may be the coolest wig I’ve ever worked on. I also feel like Opal would totally rock butterfly clips…

Opal by @aimeecarrero on @CriticalRole

#CriticalRoleCosplay #ExandriaUnlimited

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

Plays Taylor Swift loudly with my windows down to assert dominance while in the drive thru lane between two pick up trucks

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

Nothing more humbling than the universe reminding you that while you are a bad bitch, you are in fact still a chronically ill bad bitch.

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

Goodreads needs a private option so I can log this 300k fic without the shame of my friends knowing what I’m reading.

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

The 122k word fic I just devoured in two days should really count towards my Goodreads goal.

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

@princessbilbo Can you dm me the details 👀

[🍉🍉Chidori D. Sour 🍉🍉 @ChidoriSour]

I'm like, fun scary!
Imogen: @nocbat

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

Make sure to book me for all your film needs

[Lex @lexyancosplay]

when you ask @nocbat to film your snakes

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

@ChidoriSour If you mean the buttons in the center, that’s definitely supposed to be a busk painted blue. Which still makes no sense, but at least it’s structurally sound.

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

My egg cracked while boiling and became the weirdest soft boiled egg ever.

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

@ChidoriSour Are you getting the leather wet? Because you have to get the leather wet.

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

Did I intend to play the entire C route of NieR in a day? No. But here we are.

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

Achievement unlocked: didn’t cry during my second play through of NieR

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

The irony of my game stopping due to an error while my android is being corrupted by a virus

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[🍉🍉Chidori D. Sour 🍉🍉 @ChidoriSour]

Have you seen ride the cyclone??? Does this make you want to??

[🍉🍉Chidori D. Sour 🍉🍉 @ChidoriSour]

POV you find a hawt lady that looks like barbie in a tomb and you let her out #ntn #TheLockedTomb

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

Me: yeah, I didn’t really like the book
Also me: *immediately listens to the audiobook to see if it’s different*

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

Did I switch shifts with someone specifically so I didn’t have to work when the new Taylor Swift album comes out? Absolutely. #NightShiftProblems #CountdownToMidnightTS

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

Okay it’s a little spooky from my second story window in the middle of the night

[🦇 Alex 🦇 @nocbat]

I showed you my 15 foot towering phantom pls respond