professor finesser

let’s make like a baby and head out

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@Lamp__Lighter Responding to students today was so hard. I can’t believe you’re hearing that from 1st graders ☹️

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at a country music concert in boston…so many cowboy boots that will never see dirt

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I blocked every company that popped up on my twitter feed so now these are the ads that I get

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

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reading jane austen because i enjoy making myself feel stupid

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when you drive through a toll without an EZ Pass the cameras open fire on your car

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holding someone’s hand and kissing it every time they try to dap me up

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posting 12 videos of fireworks on my snapchat story in case anyone hasn’t seen fireworks before <3 😝😘☺️

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so excited to have a funeral that’s 12 hours long when i make people watch my one second of the day compilation that’s been going since january of 2020

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@dupus07 Ask any musician on the face of the planet to play a major scale and count how many notes they play

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Bar trivia said there’s 7 notes in a major scale I’m about to put my fist through the wall

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new nails

[uǝɹnɐן 🔦 @ghostinclarabow]

thank god bc his ice cream flavor is so good

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for someone who complains about work a lot I sure am crying about my last day of school being tomorrow 😃👍🏻

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

being paranoid is so much fun. They're going to get me

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being a teacher is going really well for my brother

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@erin_skywalker LITERALLY every day when I check zillow 😭

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im going to live with my parents forever 😀

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i was not put on this earth for labor i was put on this earth to sing songs and do bar trivia

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breathing with this congestion got me feeling like a pug rn