slippin' jimmy

cross my heart, cross my fingers

[slippin' jimmy @nocheish]

nakakaiyak na talaga mag grocery ngayon putangina parang hinahangin lang lagi ang isang libo

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Minions creator Pierre Coffin when asked if the Minions worked for Hitler.

“I think they were in that cave.”

(Source: https://t.co/VOuYjovsAX)

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The Astra Midseason Movie Awards - Best Actress

WINNER: Inde Navarrette, Obsession

[DarthNoobSaibot @DarthNoobSaibot]

This fuck has never said 1 intelligent thing in his life. Not even on accident.

[PanOS 🃏 @Wankstablook]

🤣

[Supreme Grillmaster Vanir @Dark_Asgard_]

My wife walking into the living room in the morning after having a dream where I cheated on her.

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

"It's either incompetence or intentional, both are embarrassing... This is a paranoid, weird, insular league."

@colincowherd weighs in on the latest Caitlin Clark disrespect from the WNBA

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

It’s hard out here being a Caitlin Clark fan who isn’t insane or a thinly-veiled bigot because you might want to say normal stuff like “I don’t think she should get choked slammed” but then it looks like you’re standing with these racist hacks.

[🕷️ @barbiescradle]

the shady replies????? wala naman ever sinabing mali yung nanay ni rene. she just rightfully wants justice pero todo compare na kayo at shade about pagiging dds. goodluck converting dds with that unsympathetic attitude! ateneo and fuck ass kakampinks gonna help dutertes win again

[san-14 ✨ @sandiinas]

The news coming out of this is pissing me off, children keep dying and all we get is lazy fucking journalism like hasnt ‘videogames cause violence’ been rehashed a million times in other countries and hasnt it been proven wrong time and time again??? what is this for???????

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Giannis' time in Milwaukee comes to an end 🦌

The Greek Freak left a legacy 💪

[phoebe🪴 @midsprite]

unbelievable how Better Call Saul very easily could’ve just been a phoned in attempt at prolonging on Breaking Bad’s success with cheap references to point and clap at and then a measly five episodes in Gilligan and Gould were busting out shit like this

[v @jesseburgerman]

unc still got it

[Rommel Lopez @RommelFLopez]

May 11 - June 3, 2026

23 days as Senate President

Senate sessions = 8

Bills passed = 0

Facebook Live = 20

Press Conferences = 3

Worst Senate President ever

Alan Peter Schramm Cayetano

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

Enough time has passed that I can admit the early anti-SJW's of the pre-Trump tumblr era (ca. 2014) were absolutely correct in that academic social justice language was being co-opted and weaponized by malignantly toxic, hostile people who wanted to hide behind a veil of virtue.

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Coming to a logo near you. Introducing the Caitlin 1.

[Niko @nikotaughtyou]

You gotta understand why OGs believe this is the GOAT lol

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[Amber 🦋 @geeyanii]

Purity, platform, and policy-based campaigning did not work in 2022. And we won a few seats in 2025 because the opposition adapted to the hard lessons of 2022. Hindi natin mababago ang electorate in a short span of 3 years. This is an unfortunate reality we need to face.