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[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

Hey everyone, I wanted to address Dana White’s comments from this past weekend, because the truth matters to me and the fans.
Dana, you were heated about why I’m not on the White House card, but let’s clear something up. My team and I were actually negotiating with the UFC for that fight. Real negotiations. I even came down from my original number, and what was I offered in return ? I was lowballed .

Yes, I have arthritis in my hip and it’s painful, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fight.
So let me get this straight, if I had accepted the lowball offer, suddenly my hip would be fine and I’d be on the White House card? That doesn’t make sense.

I even received stem cell treatment last week to get ready for the White House card, and training camp was scheduled to start today. I was preparing to be ready.
I understand business deals fall through sometimes, but going out publicly and saying things that aren’t true isn’t right.
After everything I’ve given to the UFC , the years, the title defenses, the fights , hearing that I’m “done” is disappointing. Especially when as recently as Friday UFC was calling me trying to get me on that White House card for a much lower number.
If the UFC truly feels like I’m done, then I respectfully ask to be released from my contract today.
No more spins, no more games.
Thank you to the real fans who know what’s up.
Bones out.

[Lana @Lanawontmiss]

THE 20 MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS OF CHEATERS GETTING CAUGHT IN 4K.
A Thread 🧶

1. Bro Caught his girl with another man so he ripped the car engine out 😭

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

When that first drop hits your lips. Pure bliss

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

If you're still insecure about your girl's body count, there's a trick to get the real number.

When the topic comes up, act super sex-positive. “Don’t worry babe, I actually *prefer* girls with experience.”

Reassure her. Make her feel safe. Once she opens up and tells you a number, you still can't be certain because she might see through the ruse. Laugh and make fun of her for it being too *low*. Hopefully this inspires her to confess the real number.

Once she does this, that's when you flip and call her a whore and leave

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

My favorite White privilege clip 😂

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

@InternetH0F I love this type of harmless pranks 😂

[Stoney 🫧 @veestoney]

Lmaoooooo why did he throw himself like that 😂😂

[Lucas Botkin @LucasBotkin]

Literal spawn camping

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Diddy's court room sketch is hilarious. 😂

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The car has some rizz

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I might take a tape measure everywhere I go now

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son, listen to this carefully...

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

México sin contexto

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

US House passes a bill to ban trans-woman from competing in Women's school sports.❌️

[YOU ARE UGLY BUT I @MalumeRichie]

I will never forget the bro that decided to swim Over for this fight🤣🤣😭