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me tbh

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@JustthetipInmar Take back what you said about my wife's son

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@Pensado2020 Fucker forgot to curve my grade

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@Pensado2020 Was it our favorite professor or someone else

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@Genius Why one genre is actually other genre

Quality article fellas

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Buzzfeed articles I'm waiting for;
10 Easy Ways to Cultivate Asbestos

8 Amazing Uses for Asbestos

Asbestos Prank [gone wild] [gone lethal]

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Tell your grandparents to convert their life savings to bitcoin

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@MichaelRCusack Big if true

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@_dom4 Write something like "succ me" on the back

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@tripsixpalmer He's the guy who said the internet would never be more economically impactful than the fax machine

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@tripsixpalmer I'm the next paul krugman. You'll be reading about me in The Economist next week off these hot tips

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Invest ALL of your money into an obscure cryptocurrency RIGHT NOW 700 years down the line that $1 stock will be worth $1.27

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It is despicable that the jackals of twitter are eager to grandstand about politic when the bodies have yet to reach their graves

[1994 Subaru Outback @Sadieisonfire]

keep thinking and praying man yea that'll stop all the bad guys

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What a nightmare

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Dont tell anybody but I got some hot insider secrets to share; don't invest in Spaghetti-Os' stock, trust me

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Go read "A Hunger Artist" by Franz Kafka instead of reading drivel on twitter, it's only five pages long

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@droppinganicesv Join the club you fucking pleb

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The storm is upon us