Savage Obi-Wan

I should have just smothered Anakin in his sleep.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@dadjokehansolo

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@DepressedDarth and Star Wars is better without you

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@DepressedDarth I was happy because you had jumped out of the ship...

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@BenSoloYoung are you visiting Mustafar so you can find the other body pieces for your Vader shrine?

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

Dammit Anakin, I said fill the dumplings not kill the younglings. Our oriental dish is ruined.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine". He called my bluff. Being a ghost sucks.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@MaceWindu_ I told him sand isn't that bad, he didn't take it too well.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

#WhyYouNeedTherapyInOneWord Anakin.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@DookuTyranus somehow I don't see that taking off.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@DepressedDarth butts and bitches.

[Greedo @Greedo77_]

the Emperor killed the father of this little one for letting the landspeeder with Kenobi and the droid pass through

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

While Qui Gonn was hoping Anakin would win the pod race, I was hoping he'd crash and die. Nothing ever goes my way.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

Happy Star Wars day,#MayThe4thBeWithYou, apart from you Anakin, I hope you burn in molten lava.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@DepressedDarth you should rephrase that, dork

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@thatkaiburguy17 @imanakinbitch hell no!

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@DepressedDarth I said we should kill him. I also said we should leave Anakin behind. He didn't listen and look what it has done.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@BadFatherHan Anakin- little bitch since day one.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@DepressedDarth I told you it would happen and you didn't listen. You need to reflect on your mistakes.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

I was planning it for a long time.

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@BadFatherHan true story

[Savage Obi-Wan @nochillkenobi]

@DookuTyranus actually it's 'large lightsaber' what's yours 'headless'?