Natasha Ochshorn

Writes new bios late at night. PhD Candidate at @CUNYEnglish writing on fantasy, and environmental grief. Makes music as Bunny Petite. BK lifer. she/hers

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

You could be getting my brand new album, Codependent, currently ONLY on Bandcamp and ALWAYS pay what you want! Early reviews say: “better than Taylor’s new album” - my sister.

https://t.co/83UN3b9hWg

[mulholland drive my (race)car @queerapika]

BANDCAMP FRIDAY what are you getting?? graphic by @cowboyverismo ❤️

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

Rumplestiltskin. Not a name you hear so much these days.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

If anyone is on Bluesky I’ve been on abut of a roll over there.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

@TyleKurner It’s a lovely piece

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

And yet lifetime New Yorkers band Bunny Petite’s album is pay what you want on Bandcamp and streaming everywhere.

https://t.co/83UN3b9hWg

[𝓜𝓪𝔁𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓢 𝓕𝓸𝓵𝓮𝔂 ⚔️ @realityspammer]

Music is basically a totally dead medium right now. No one is finding new artists they like anymore. People in New York don’t start bands anymore, they write meme poetry about ketamine and sex. I was worried I was just getting old and out of touch but no, kids feel this way too.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

That explains why half of it was a war movie and half was about weird sex stuff. Doesn’t explain why they used the music from Pride and Prejudice!

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

Ridley Scott Confirms Paul Thomas Anderson Was Brought in to Re-Write ‘Napoleon’ https://t.co/FO9wD9xlXr

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

@bi_rhetorics Fully relieving anxiety by complaining about all these results to anyone who will listen.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

I’m gonna tarnish my stats for these guys.

[New York Times Tech Guild @NYTGuildTech]

We are on ULP strike. We gave @nytimes management months of notice of our strike deadline, we made ourselves available around the clock, but the company has decided that our members aren’t worth enough to agree to a fair contract and stop committing unfair labor practices.

[Tom Ashbyトム アシュビー @tomaashby]

The Simpsons on PhD students - almost twenty years old & more cutting than ever

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

I see this costume down the street from me but I wasn’t close enough to read it!

[Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @HellGateNY]

And the award for best Halloween costume goes to...

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

Speach-to-text can’t handle elevensies yet.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

I didn’t suffer mockery from my fellow 6th graders during the 2000 subway series for this shit.

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

As the World Series gets underway, it’s important to remember that real New Yorkers root for the Yankees, Kevin Dugan and Simon van Zuylen- Wood write. https://t.co/O51d6EeCTf

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

Why is my weakest dissertation chapter on my favorite book? :(

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

Finally saw Doctor Sleep, which I liked! But I would be interested in seeing more Flanagan away from adaptations. Midnight Mass was in some ways his shakiest work, and at times very dull, but the beginning and ending of every episode were so original and visceral.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

POV the Mets only score when your baby is awake.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

The grimace thing ignores the real omen: my baby, born the same day as a Mets victory over the Yankees.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

Not starting from the very beginning: the musical pedagogy of The Sound of Music.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

Let him get up early from a nap and the Mets scored twice. Gritty my ass.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

I really want to put my baby down to nap but if I do the Mets might lose

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

I really want to put my baby down to nap but if I do the Mets might lose

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

Hey that’s me! When @UnwinnableDavid told me the theme was the suburbs I was like… I have nothing to say about that. But then I remembered the scariest book I’ve ever read. Caroline B. Cooney remains exemplary at extracting terror from being a child in a world run by adults.

[Unwinnable @unwinnable]

This Halloween, we're covering the ultimate liminal space: the suburbs. Welcome to the Suburban Nightmare issue of Unwinnable Monthly. Read our writing on subjects like The Upside Down and dark academia.

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[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

OBGYNs need to start putting “food from Trader Joe’s” on the not-for-pregnancy list along with cigarettes and sushi.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

Just to say… he watched the game tonight and did not watch last night when we lost.

[Natasha Ochshorn @nochshorn]

The grimace thing ignores the real omen: my baby, born the same day as a Mets victory over the Yankees.