Mean Mac

[Mean Mac @noconceptatall]

Wife: "Tomorrow I take a yoga lession."

Me: "So you quit sports?"

* Silence

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Took my toddler to the harbour recently. Called it "Baby sittin' on the dock of the bay."

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#LastNightIDreamedI wrote the best tweet in the history of twitter. Then I woke up and it ended with this bunch of crap.

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Find my son's soother! #SolveMyProblemsIn4Words

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Ale Pacino #AlcoholCelebs

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"Can I ask more questions?" #AskTheWorldAQuestion

[krautsider @krautsider]

If you ever feel like a complete moron never forget that I managed to text my wife today that she forgot her mobile at home. You're welcome.

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My Big Fat Pakistani Wedding #BritishUpAMovie

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The Dark Knight of the Round Table #BritishUpAMovie

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Mouse of Pain #ChangeAWordRenameABand

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#TrumpDoesntUnderstand Spanish. Better for him, HIJO DE PUTA.

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"Summer finally? Yeah, the rain gets warmer." Where I live the weather can be tough.

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#3WordWorstCaseScenario

[krautsider @krautsider]

put your mcd's french fries to your ears and you will hear pumping basslines, pulsating synthesizers and cheesy vocals: it's the trance fats

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Grand Theft Segway #UnexcitingVideoGames

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The tweet of Zelda #UnexcitingVideoGames

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"I can't find you!" (while playing Hide & Seek) #TheLiesWeTellKids

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#IfIWerePope I would dance the blues like #DavidBowie

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#ThingsAmazonCantSell The NYC-guide "How to make friends with your neighbors"

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#ThingsAmazonCantSell David Hasselhoff Tour Tickets (except in Germany)