Paul

If you know me personally, please follow. If you don't, please don't. Pronouns: anything you want, couldn't care less tbh

[Paul @NoConjecture]

@quagmireisablue Casemiro should have been at least booked, Modric rightly booked, Laporte should have been sent off for punching Modric on the chest then slapping him in the face. Walker lucky with the push in the back on Vinicius

[Paul @NoConjecture]

Clear push in the back by Walker.

City getting all the decisions tonight apart from Casemiro should have been booked.

#RealManCity #RMAMCI

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Laporte should have seen red then #RMAMCI

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@manunitedzone @MiguelDelaney Feeling’s mutual Jesse

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@nashplutomusic @cctv_idiots Listened. It’s shit.

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@neiltyson 4th of May be with you too

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@TelegraphDucker

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@stats_feed Don’t believe you

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@lauriewhitwell Wouldn’t read much into that performance. Brentford were as passive as we have been all season.

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Penalty all day long that. Allison goes through the Villarreal player then touches the ball #VILLIV

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@engineers_feed No, the current timeline changes based on the actions of the timetraveller but then immediately resets to the original course of events because those changes prevent the traveller going back to interfere. In short, no; and it doesn’t change the existing timeline either

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@GNev2 And their direct opposition are incompetent. Whichever way you vote, you end up with 💩 leaders who only care about being in power, not you, nor I. And they have no clue about what to do with that power

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@GaryLineker Women would be able to access medical care to remove any other parasite using her body to survive. Not sure why it’s even a debate tbh

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@GMB @philmcnulty @susannareid100 Let the man answer the sodding question FFS 🤦‍♂️

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@OllieHolt22 How?

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@OllieHolt22 You really are thick as mince aren’t you

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@OliverKay It’s 9 years since winning the league and in that time they’ve won a European trophy. In the grand scheme, it’s a blink of an eye; especially after more than two decades of dominance

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@talkSPORT Lee sharpe

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Looks like Judd used up all his luck in that last frame against Williams in the semi #WorldSnookerChampionships