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Back of the net!

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“Today we’re talking ‘Forced Celebrity Breeding’. Line 2 we have Duncan from Beccles.”

“I’d go for Stephen Hawking & Pamela Anderson then you’d create a beautiful genius.”

“Or a disabled lifeguard. And I’ll tell you something, you wouldn’t be able to sack them. Not these days.”

[Yalda Hakim @SkyYaldaHakim]

I tweeted that there had been an announcement about the death of the Queen. This was incorrect, there has been no announcement, and so I have deleted the tweet. I apologise.

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Alan Partridge narrating The Spy Who Loved Me😂

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“What you listening to in lockdown?”

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It’s 14 days of quarantine. What ya doing? Who’s with ya?

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Specifically Toblerone

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Siri, show me the David Brent motivational speech scene meets The Thick of It, with a dash of Alan Partridge

[Northy @RADIOHEA_D]

Billie Eilish - Bad Guy ft Alan Partridge.

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“I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said, ‘You jammy bastard’ and quick as a flash, I replied, ‘Don’t be blue, Peter!' Needless to say I had the last laugh, now fuck off”

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“I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said, ‘You jammy bastard’ and quick as a flash, I replied, ‘Don’t be blue, Peter!' Needless to say I had the last laugh, now fuck off”

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Michael doesn't like monkeys...

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“There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks a go I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.”

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Alan got his second series? #ThisTimeWithAlanPartridge

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Alan Partridge narrating The Spy Who Loved Me😂

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“I’ve been in the business for 15 years but I can’t actually cook!”

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Alan:

Mike Samson:

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

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