No Context Bedlam

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I have good faith in lesbians with power tools.

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This is a fringe master plan, not a life master plan, because a girlfriend is for life, not just for August.

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"I'm not a woodpecker, I have four legs!... limbs, I have four limbs."

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"you're really competitive"

"I'm really sorry, it's not my fault - it's genetic"

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Not prostitute, the other one!

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It's like a nasal exorcism...

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Like, I totally get you, in Minecraft terms...

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They're not called boobs, they're called nip-nips.

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I don't know, I quite like crying to the ticking time bomb of pain...

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I've seen you do it multiple times you lactose-intolerant shit

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It could be worse, it could be a dating app called 'Nipple'.

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We should go on the road as a coughing orchestra

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I love getting in the space for dark time, it kinda feels like painting. But I can't paint until I have my canvas!

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Either strip for us or stop moaning!

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I'm feeding the lesbian fire!

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With the Canadian and the gays!

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I'm a librarian, not a set!

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Bedlam is like a brothel but you have to learn lines

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I'm not sure how I feel about my phone being kept in your boob

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My bra...the breast prison!

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Not all men have to have two eyes