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Somalian pirates bro (main account- @connorfergo02 )

[no context ross kemp @nocontextkemp]

#VoteLabourToday #VotingLabour #UKElection #GeneralElection2019

[sᴀᴍ ʀʜʏs @sam_rhys]

when wales finally declares independence

[Meg @meg394_]

Me when my friends send me pictures of cows

[no context ross kemp @nocontextkemp]

alright then lad which one of us has the baldiest head then? @RossKempOOC

[no context ross kemp @nocontextkemp]

also follow my main account to become a lieutenant of the SAS right now! -

@connorfergo02

[no context ross kemp @nocontextkemp]

sorry I’ve been gone for so long soldiers, I was held at gunpoint by a few londoners wanting to rob the remainder of my precious hair follicles. daft bastards didn’t even realise I had none so out of complete predatorial instinct they shanked me in my iron abs and they ran off.

[cb @cxnnorboyle]

“Spoons”

[anne frank @christianrior3]

When your mother says your getting a Chinese

[ᴇʟʟɪᴇ ᴍᴏʀɢᴀɴ 🍉 @EllieMo77745177]

when ur at the gym n someone finally gets off the machine you’ve been waiting to use

[chloe-louise @chlorobdog]

my body when I finally drink water after a night out

[no context ross kemp @nocontextkemp]

@isaacmartin484 no, I’m currently in me car boot trying to go a kip but there’s to much knife crime to cover so I can’t sleep

[The Winners Enclosure @TWEnclosure]

When you haven't won a bet in ages and finally get a winner...

[no context ross kemp @nocontextkemp]

@DJButler666 👀👀👀

[no context ross kemp @nocontextkemp]

@JackBlakey22 @connorfergo02 soz

[Charlie @Charliehayes99x]

Waiting for that student loan to hit ya bank account like

[Greg Mackay @GregMackay3]

When your misses finally picks an outfit to wear

[JP @JackPalmerr_]

When you get home and your mum says it’s takeaway Chinese for dinner