NoContextSimeon

Simeon out of context

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"Teletubbies but with pegging."

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"Grape Crush makes me horny."

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@elonmusk

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"He's a pig-fucking, cousin-sucking, deep fried, double wide, inbred, corn fed, communist fuck knuckle."

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"I don't want to receive no 78 year old withered dick."

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Yum yum.

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"You jack off 9,847.2 ±1 Simeon's away from where Sam does."

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"I just sat on the toilet and ripped the fattest fart out of my tiny little bunghole."

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"Bunkagwonk flurba boobanka schlooba floobadoo, zing zing zing ba."

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"😐butthole promise😐"

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Yum yum

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"Remember that time we fucked Margaret Thatcher back in the fraternity? When we hit the slinky on her pinky?"

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"Get some fucking help, Brandyn."

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"You'd have a 50/50 shot at dying or fucking a lizard, and I don't want either."

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"At least with a 25%, I know what I'm getting into."

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"Riding a giant fart bubble."

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"Girls don't walk up to their female friends and say 'hey, can I suck your dick?' and I think there's a problem with that."

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@PG_kamiya "あなたのナッツはあなたのブロックボタンと同じくらい大きいですか?"

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"Deez milf."