Elliott Masterson

Reliable Handyman + Personal Assistant
-- Without the Regret.

[Elliott Masterson @nocowboySVCS]

@UpholdInc Happy Friday. 589 XRP

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@MsPeabodys @ClownWorld Totally. And KFC's barbecue chicken and parfait cup desserts.

How about ten Columbia House records for a penny?

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@ClownWorld Selling hubcaps. In Eugene, Oregon.

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@MysticMarlow I see an awesome new tent in your future, bro.

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@PrometheanActn @sjkokinda Really great to see you present on PBD, Susan. I'm proud of you.

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@Coins_Kid Thanks. I needed that.

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@Coins_Kid "When in doubt, zoom out." And the full macro looks like it's mid B wave to me.

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@realDonaldTrump Hi Mr Trump. I'm suffering in Oregon and I wish you were here.

Lyft went public last year and they've been butchering my pay, taking about 60% now. I couldn't keep my apartment. Whatever. Thought you'd want to know. It used to be a 70/30 split my way.

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@SaltyCracker9 @BenStiller It's not like you have to listen to the X22 Report for years or anything, to know which way the wind is blowing Ben.

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@ClownWorld Didn't expect to see the greatest butt of all time here.

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@d_ketzer @Brink_Thinker I know, right? There should be criminal charges here.

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I know, right? Isn't that criminal?

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@Brink_Thinker Dude want's to fight a kid? Good on her. Wish she got in some more damage.

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@Tiana_Celine_23 Respect is the currency people don't understand lately.

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@TheQuartering @RealCandaceO Check yourself.

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https://t.co/aDbIhSRWWT @realdonaldtrump I'm finally shared how it was made and I just thought of you. Get my state back please.

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Could you imagine ever building something like
Clan Of Xymox?

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@PrometheanActn @sjkokinda Thank you. The truth has a certain ring to it--and you've got it.

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@RigoIrizarry Badass take!

[Defender of the Republic 🇺🇸 @realdefender45]

The Deadly Cost of Ignorance.

(Audio of my latest X article)

I wrote this with genuine hope, to challenge all of us to think more deeply about what’s happening beneath the surface of the immigration debate.

You don’t have to agree with my conclusions.
But I do hope more Americans across the political spectrum will hear it, read it, reflect on it, and ask harder questions about the systems, incentives, and narratives shaping public opinion.