pauleywannacracker

Basically, what Ryan Gosling would look like if he were always sick with the flu. 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🏳️‍🌈♥️ #WhiteSox ⚾ [email protected]

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Rule Number 1 In Life: Don't Be An Asshole!

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@HicksCBER @reesetheone1 MI is Michigan, MS is Mississippi if that's what you meant.

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@AdrianWhiteSox @FutureSox @BaseballAmerica @CarlosACollazo The White Sox are not taking a catcher at 1:1.

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@BookerGWash "Gaza is speaking now, bitch."

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@uniformcritic Tim Laudner?

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@FutureSox He should be on the team over Romo.

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@billybinion There are more voters in LA county than there are in 41 states. How long do you think it should take to count votes in a state in which 1/8 of all Americans live?

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@SoxMach_pnoles @OleTimeHardball Eric Davis was a 3 time GG winner. Let's not pretend that he was garbage defensively. He was closer to Kiermaier defensively than Kiermaier was to Davis offensively.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

“If you think the world is selfish and rotten, go to the cemetery at Colleville-sur-Mer overlooking Omaha Beach. See what one group of men did for another on D-Day, June 6th, 1944.” — Andy Rooney

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@TwelveAB Speed, Passenger 57, & The Rock were the best of the bunch.

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@SwamileeSports @BBGreatMoments If a groundball gets through to right field, it ain't the SS's fault.

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@ChuckyCaddy @BBGreatMoments Every GM in MLB would take Jeter in his prime over Ozzie in his prime if they had to choose.

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@DeeDee223 @BBGreatMoments Derek Jeter was trying to turn double plays with a guy who would wet his pants every time he had to throw the ball.

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@reesetheone1 Thornridge > Thornwood

[Dovi Safier @safier]

“It was one of the most monumentally unselfish things one group of people did for another.”

-#DDay veteran Andy Rooney on the young 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 soldiers who stormed the beaches of Normandy 82 years ago.

Required watching for every young person today!

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@HawkEmDownChris Moose Cholak

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Because, he's an asshole.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

What?!?! Why???

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@Sam_Phalen He reminds me so much of Chris Singleton.

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@j_mercy1 @ElijahEv8 Thank God you're not the GM.

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@AJManaseer @ChicagoBears You think they're going to be able to "decommission" the largest oil refinery in the Midwest, lol?

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@GasBuddyGuy @scottlincicome @WallStreetMav If we can waive the Jones Act until August, we can waive it permanently.