going into the bathroom to hit a tokusatsu transformation when all the other trannies leave the function so i can act normal around the straight homies
the other day they had a booth set up inside my local 7/11 with a lady handing out free shots of kava/kratom calling it “all natural energy” and “definitely not 7oh” this place is so cooked lmfao
twitter’s auto translate sucks so bad, it should be illegal for grok to take its grubby little arms and rearrange my silly little captions into a robot chud’s approximation of my meaning and tone.
This picture is pretty much exactly how everyone in grapevine is and just the general vibe of grapevine. They should put it on the welcome to grapevine sign.
havent been posting lately as the omens have been adverse for quite some time. that said, my augurs have informed me that lightning striking to the left of me is a very auspicious sign.
we are so back.
@Longswordwife i have been informed that, despite the fact that getting my ribs or fingers broken “doesnt really hurt at all”, it still counts as being harmed, unfortunately
@ibejiggly Here’s me using a longsword in actual combat in a tournament. There’s this thing called HEMA. Maybe you haven’t heard of it, it’s for people with jobs and friends.
Now it’s your turn to pull receipts, where do you teach as a professor? Stop larping.
@Longswordwife girl ily but if u take more than 2 seconds to assess that statement in light of the sport through which we met i think you might find a small hole in the logic here