Goblin Extraordinaire

worldwide idiot🏳️‍⚧️

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

hold my top for a second

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

went to a pool party and didnt feel weird for the first time in my entire life this week, we are so back

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

going into the bathroom to hit a tokusatsu transformation when all the other trannies leave the function so i can act normal around the straight homies

[RamonPang @RamonPang]

incorrect

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

the other day they had a booth set up inside my local 7/11 with a lady handing out free shots of kava/kratom calling it “all natural energy” and “definitely not 7oh” this place is so cooked lmfao

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

im receiving reports that i may indeed be back on my bullshit.

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

if any of u saw me posting that image with several different captions that all felt wrong and ended up deleted… no you didnt. youre a liar. i hate you

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

twitter’s auto translate sucks so bad, it should be illegal for grok to take its grubby little arms and rearrange my silly little captions into a robot chud’s approximation of my meaning and tone.

[DJ SMOKEY @nukepapi]

ridin thru da hood in my new ride yall like it

[Louise Charlotte Weard @weardjupiter]

Backrooms is about to make over a hundred mil at the box office. What is the next 4chan post that should be adapted into a feature film?

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

This picture is pretty much exactly how everyone in grapevine is and just the general vibe of grapevine. They should put it on the welcome to grapevine sign.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

my footwork gettin to look kinda clean

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

havent been posting lately as the omens have been adverse for quite some time. that said, my augurs have informed me that lightning striking to the left of me is a very auspicious sign.
we are so back.

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

@Longswordwife i have been informed that, despite the fact that getting my ribs or fingers broken “doesnt really hurt at all”, it still counts as being harmed, unfortunately

[Longswordwife @Longswordwife]

@ibejiggly Here’s me using a longsword in actual combat in a tournament. There’s this thing called HEMA. Maybe you haven’t heard of it, it’s for people with jobs and friends.

Now it’s your turn to pull receipts, where do you teach as a professor? Stop larping.

[Goblin Extraordinaire @NODCOMET]

@Longswordwife girl ily but if u take more than 2 seconds to assess that statement in light of the sport through which we met i think you might find a small hole in the logic here

[saphi @saphimusics]

unfathomable sound design tech

[grace @grassleachy]

bro wanted to avoid being bald so bad he died

happy 30th birthday diva, miss you

[arvo färt @arvofart]

The humble Shure SM58 at every music venue